You Know What's Bullshit (Episode 12) - Cinemassacre.com

This time, the Bullshit Man rants on the vague titles of movie sequels nowadays.
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Category:

Comedy

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• bullshit
• final
• destination
• fast
• and
• furious
• rambo
• rocky
• movie
• titles

[bruxinhaass]

that's so true!

The Fast and The Furious

2 Fast 2 Furious

The Fast and The Furious: Tokyo Drift

Fast&Furious

Fast 5

WHAT'S WRONG WITH THOSES PEOPLES IN HOLLYWOOD?!

[fishhand360]

Fast Five was bad ass

[Bowmaj21]

What the hell just happened?

I swear, the video just started up normally, then about 8 seconds in it just stopped only to be replaced by a fucking ad! It's bad enough that these ads keep popping up before a video, but slipping in AFTER the video has already started THAT'S BULLSHIT!!!

[boredstudent]

how about Demolition Man? if someone made a sequel (Lionsgate may do it), it can be called "THE" Demolition Man. and about the Final Destination movies, there's a Final Destination 5

[BOpNAn1993]

That thing of The Fast & The Furious also happened in the Latin-american version. The first movie's title was named without the articles (Rápido y Furioso), and, when the 4th came out, what they did was to pluralize the title (Rápidos Y Furiosos).

[TrevorHarleyMusic]

why would you be looking for final destination in the first place

[tomrule123]

@mistie710 I agree, this "sequel" bullshit business has to stop. Nowadays, they're getting WORSE! (a few do get exceptions... mainly the new Batman films (though the newest one is the last one.)

[mistie710]

@tomrule123 But that wouldn't stop them from making a sequel called "The Cliff Hanger".

Mind you, sequels. THAT'S what's bullshit! Trying to con the moviegoing public into spending more on the possibility that a subsequent movie using the same characters and possibly the same premise will entertain as much as the original. They then pump you again for home video releases, sometimes more than one with directors' cuts and whatever else. *There's* a vid for you, AVGN!

[siralucard19]

@bruxinhaass what THE fuck?

[tomrule123]

Actually, no, the sequel to "Cliffhanger" would be called "The Cliffhanger".

[CottlestonCottleston]

Now I'm wondering what the 6th Fast and the Furious movie is gonna be called.

[robbthy]

you know whats BUUUULLSHIT!!!

the titles of the bullshit videos up untill part 8 are title 'parts' but when 9 comes out its called 'episode 9'. wtf?! are these just parts in a chain of bullshit storys, or are they episodic? it couldn't GET anymore confusing! its bullshit!