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Uploaded by on Jan 2, 2007

advice from jay and silent bob

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  • what silent bob said at the end is the fucking truth!!!!!!!!!

  • There's a million fine looking women in this world, but they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most just cheat on ya.

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  • Jay and Silent Bob are the shit, noth this faggot ass cock smoker eric.

  • You cock smoker lmfao!

  • why at the end of every movie with Jay and Silent Bob they always something meaningful towards the end. It's mostly Silent Bob though.

  • @MaticAsh

    And if you don't... they cheat on you as well.

  • And as for the ones that WILL bring you lasagna to work, you'll just cheat on them, treat them horribly and leave them for a whore. Such as life I guess.

  • Bob spoke! Wow kl :)

  • @drgntatu

    Greatest quote ever. 

  • Silent Bob is kick ass haha

  • LETS GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS FUCKIN JIB JOINT! lol

  • Awh, you cut out the best part:

    Jay: Come'on limp dick!

    Bob: Yeah, yeah, yeah...

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