If Ron Paul Wins In Iowa Tonight - The Song

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Merry Christmas you lovable Ron Ron Paul lovers.

LYRICS

If Ron Paul wins in Iowa
He's going to end the Fed
And if you get sick without health insurance
He'll leave you for dead
Don't call the Nanny State to help you
'Cuz he'll disconnect the phone
And he'll close five cabinet agencies
In the first two months alone
He'll go against Barack Obama
In debates this coming fall
A President who loves Big Government
Against a man who hates it all
And their views on the Constitution
As opposed as black and white
If Ron Paul wins in Iowa tonight

If Ron Paul wins in Iowa
He's gonna have a tough campaign
A lot of people in the GOP
Think the Doctor is insane
And that his win would be a loss
For that state's caucus credibility
But it's just not fair to blame Ron Paul's
Insane campaign virility
His supporters will smoke so much dope
They won't even remember
And a lot of celebration libertarian babies
Will be born in September
And he'll deliver them not from mothers
But from government oversight
If Ron Paul wins in Iowa tonight

But then again it's just one caucus
And there is no guarantee
There's still a chance Ron Paul
Could be this year's Mike Huckabee
And the experts all agree
He won't be the nominee

But then again, he might

If Ron Paul wins in Iowa
If Ron Paul wins in Iowa
If Ron Paul wins in Iowa tonight

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[mrstravissanders]

ALL the other candidates are saying what they feel like they need to? say

to get elected, But Ron Paul is saying what needs to be said. For a man to

hold the same views for over a decade SHOWS that he is not trying to get

your vote by saying things you want to hear but telling you the TRUTH.

This man is too good to be true in politics. I have the utmost RESPECT for

this Man.....RON PAUL!

[getattrs]

Oh for fuck sake this is fun and catchy - don't get offended people. RP 2012 !

[minnesotavikingsnfl]

Ron Paul cult members please stop commenting on this video!

[princesssshortie]

What is this song a parody of? It's on the tip of my tongue...

[cullinane8888]

i wonder will you be sltill singing when obama launches ww3 lololoo

[NoahHoe]

@claridiva2000 lol. obama had to sign that bill because... he was forced to by the senate! yeah... YEAH! Its the republicans in congress! they did it! Obama said he didnt want to!

I cant bare to think that the past 5 years of being an obama zombie would have all been a waste! no no no, obama is pure and loves us all. he would never take money from wall street, continue the bush wars, spy on Americans or even sign a bill that gives the president dictator powers.

[claridiva2000]

so...umm,.. no video about the ndaa bill?

[claridiva2000]

lol!

[jacesk8ter123]

@eely225 sorry that was my bro, dope song! anyything to help out ron paul

[sebucwerd]

FUCK YOU! Just because Ron paul doesn't support life sentences for smoking marijuana doesn't mean he indorses drug use. You might not be a racist, but you don't support throwing people in jail.

[ijustwantmathias]

Your shirt is META

[WeedFlow420]

HOW ABOUT IF RON PAUL DOESNT WIN WE WONT HAVE YOUTUBE AND ALOT OF OTHER FREESPEECH SITES HOW ABOUT IF RON PAUL DOESNT WIN THESE WARS WILL NEVER END HOW ABOUT IF RON PAUL DOESNT WIN OUR CURRNECY WILL LOSE ITS VALUE AND UNITED STATES WILL COLLAPSE HOW ABOUT IF RON PAUL IS NOT PRESIDENTS MORE OF OUR LIBERTYS WILL BE STRIPPED AWAY THIS GUY MAKES GOOD MUSIC BUT RON PAUL IS FOR THE WIN!