Charmin Freshmates Product Demo

I can't believe this is a serious video.

Too bad these wet wipes, no matter what the box says, will plug up the drain plumbing in your house, as well as your septic tank if you have one.

I think you are correct. I have a problem with tree roots in my city sewer. I rented the machine to unclog it myself, and found lots of these in the tangled mess of tree roots. But since they're packed in liquid, I suppose you wouldn't want them breaking down in liquid.

If I wanted to use such a product, I'd probably opt for store brand baby wipes. However, I'd be more likely to use a wash cloth if I thought regular toilet paper couldn't handle the job.

Finally! And to think of the tens of thousands of pairs of skid-marked underwear that I've had to throw out because I didn't know how to properly wipe my own ass.

YOU ARE SERIOUSLY DISTURBED

i like keeping the shit smear there for your mom to clean off with her tongue

Bath tissue? Are you suggesting we bathe with it now?