Where the Pringles

so, where are they?

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Music

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• hg
• the realest
• pistol starter
• taylor
• brad
• rap
• pringles
• where the pringles

[Lostfault]

So you get the Hershey's syrup & I'll get the whipped cream & we can all hang out @ my place like David Carradine.

[Lostfault]

Yo all my roommates are all gone I got the whole fridge to myself. So much fudge around my face looks like I blew a keebler elf. My appetite's a monster and my stomach is a beast, so get the f@#k out my way cause I'm bout to have a feast. There's a void in my life, a big gaping hole. Chocolate chips are my heart and brownies are my soul. Some people like salty but I like sweet, some people like tits but I like feet.

[jefffepping]

I have a confession, when you pass those cheesy flavors in my direction it gives me an erection that can only be described/ as paralyzed by something so delicious. Don't worry bout nutrition. You give me the ambition to take rendition of those onion flavored pizzalicioius dreams. Its salvation to every stoner, you give my tongue a boner. I wanna take a head dive into your sour cream and chive then get blasted back by chili cheese and fries on the side.

[leekenny1111]

Yes its true, Pringles can have some terrible side effects (see below) but overall I would say Pringles saved my life. They got me out of my depression and opened my eyes to a whole new perception on reality. I was born again pringle lover, this song is my worship music. I cannot thank you enough mrprick. Please tell the two young gentlemen in the background throwing gang signs that they are the neo to my matrix. I don't know what to call them so I will name them "Starchy & Hutch"

[leekenny1111]

I woke the next day in a daze. My body sprawled out across the bathroom floor. I look at my fingertips and their red. I'm assuming their covered with the residue of barbecue pringle powder. Either that or I did something terrible to a furby... again. My head aches, my back hurts, and my mouth feels like it was raped by a baked potato.... again. Not to mention I have an erection that, by the size of the veins, has probably lasted more than eight hours.

[leekenny1111]

Suddenly I heard a faded out scratchy scream in the background followed by various voices telling me to "Jump around" I look behind me only to find out that I'm suddenly in a rave. Everywhere I turn I see various young college kids all popping pringles, jumping on trampolines, dancing and having sex with each other as if they were in one giant starchy orgy. I scream to the Pringles head "YOU DRUGGED ME!" He said, "No I didn't, I saved you. I brought you into a world of grease fueled utopia."

[leekenny1111]

by long conversations with birds, holes in the ground and the occasional vietnamese grocery store owner. Little did I know that there was another floating head out there that wanted to help. This floating head was way sexier. Imagine the monopoly guy and the planter peanuts guy had sex, this is what their son would look like. The Pringles head. He came to me and told me "go ahead, just pop one" I took one bite that I cold only be described as an angel having an orgasm in my mouth.

[leekenny1111]

Jakob I have to disagree, pringles are the snack for me, low in fiber high in fat, hey I bet you didn't know that! I used to battle with severe depression. I would fight off the depression by getting blazed out of my mind, weaving in and out of reality, completely baffled by how I got into Taco Bell. I thought the only thing that could save me was the floating head that introduced me to Zoloft. Little did I know that all Zoloft really brought about were spontaneous walks in the parks followed

[jacobdanko]

Seriously, I know its fun to joke around about this with badass rap music and sexy college bros in their white tees. But for everyone who reads this I want you to do this. Find someone who's 60 or older who's still uses the pringles and ask them "What if you could go back in time and never try the pringles?" I think you know what they would say. First they would wipe the pringle grease off on their pants, then they would tell you "You don't pop pringles, pringles pop you"

[jacobdanko]

I too have had one a many nights where the craving for pringles was overwhelming. I don't know how many times I've called my wife and told her that I was working late, just so I could get a cheap hotel and hire a dirty whore to snort sour cream and chive off my scrotum while wearing bushy mustache and sexy red bow tie. Pizzalicious, White Cheddar, Chili Cheese, Baked Potato, Spicy Ranch, why don't you cut the crap and just make a Chili Cocaine, Onion Oxycontin or Hamburger Heroine already.