"Weird Al" Yankovic - Headline News
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Uploaded by Enzo000000000 on Sep 24, 2009
Once, there was this kid who
Took a trip to Singapore and brought along his spray paint
And when he finally came back
He had cane marks all over his bottom
He said that it was from when the warden whacked it so hard
Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm
Once, there was this girl who
Swore that, one day, she would be a figure skating champion
And when she finally made it
She saw some other girl who was better
And so she hired some guy to club her in the kneecap
Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm
Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm
They got paid for their sound bites
And sold their TV/movie rights
And then, there was this guy who
Made his wife so mad one night that she cut off his weiner
And when he finally came to
He found that Mr. Happy was missing
He couldn't quite explain it, it'd always just been there
Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm
Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm
(There were, there is)
Aah aahh, aahh, ah aahh
(There were, there is)
Aah aahh, aahh, ah aahh
(There were, there is)
Aah aahh, aahh, ah aahh
(There were, there is)
Aah aahh, aahh, ah aahh
(There were, there is)
(There were, there is)
Uploader Comments (Enzo000000000)
All Comments (17)
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@Enzo000000000 They're based off of things in those rumour magazines. Tabloids
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when i was like 7 this was my favorite song
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so much better than the original...i missed this
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Wierd Al Yankovic is going to be 51 on the 23rd
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And so she hired some guy/ To club her in the kneecap!
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Hahahahahaha :57 >:D
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I actually lived through all the events mentioned in this song. I am sooooo old
zikten 4 months ago
@zikten - What? Did they really happen?
Enzo000000000 4 months ago
@Enzo000000000 yes. The singapore story was about this guy who got in trouble for making a mess in their clean streets. I thought it was about tossing gum or something, but Weird Al mentions spray paint... it was in like the very early 90's. the figure skate story is about Tonya Harding and Nancy Kerrigan. Tonya hired a guy to assault her rival. And the last one is about Lorena Bobbitt cutting off her husbands wang
zikten 4 months ago 2
@zikten - Quite an interesting thing to know about. You learn something new everyday.
Enzo000000000 4 months ago
THIS IS NOT ON ALAPALOOZA!!!
karelyn8 1 year ago
@karelyn8 - I know. This song was made before Bad Hair Day was released, so I included it in Alapalooza, because I couldn't find the Headline News single cover (I forgot about Wikipedia).
Enzo000000000 1 year ago