The 7 Diets- Miley Cyrus Parody

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All these diets are real.



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Chub
Fat
Chub

I probably shouldn't say this, but at times I get so scared.
When I think about the tummy tuck, and the pain I had to bare.
I looked awesome, but I lost it.
It's not possible for me. Not to cry.

But now I'm sitting in a wheelchair but nothings ever gonna change...
Until I lose... the weight.
The seven diets I hate!

The seven diets I hate. Yay ee yay
A tatatatatatatata ahahHAAH
Atkins, south beach, and Jenny Craig.
21 pounds in 21 days.
3 2 1 baby bulge be gone, I didn't have the baby I just have the bulge.
Oprah diet, hey, what the point? She looks like a blimp.
I want advice from someone who's thin.
And the diet that is number Seven..... Fat resistance.

And compared to all the great foods, it would take to long to write.
I probably shoulda mentioned the 16 diets I like.......

Chocolate, cookie, lunchbox, subway
Hungry Girl and Lemonade.
The Alpha male the Omega, the Food Factor and Warrior
Eating for life, Eating for beauty, eat shrink and be merry.
Eat to live... MARTINIIIII!

And the diet that is number sixteen.. What Would Jesus Eat??
What would He eat ohhhh?

FOOOOOODDDDDD OOOOO FOOO OO Oo x2
I love food *whisper*

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[CommonSense781]

TO ALL COMMENTERS- This is to OFFICIALLY apologize to treemoka for my previous rude and insensitive comment. I made a HUGE mistake. They are AWESOME and I am a MORON!!!

[treemoka]

haha ohhh, Thanx!

[cyleighcampbell]

@ commonsense781 your just jealous that you cant do this yourself.

[treemoka]

heheh your funny. thanx :)

[CommonSense781]

This SUCKS! Not Funny, not talented, not pretty, not original, not worth wasting my time! Whose the lesbo that says she loves you?

[treemoka]

SHUTTT UPP! it is funny. and thats our friends sooo SHUT IT!

[cyleighcampbell]

no problem! :)

[HelpTheUnknown]

@treemoka haha :) you're welcomeee!!

[treemoka]

Haha! We know! Thanx Ciara :D

[HelpTheUnknown]

lol you're crazy I love you [: