Phantom of the Opry - Title Song

Scene from the hilarious spoof of the Andrew Lloyd Webber musical, "The Phantom of the Opry" takes place in modern day Paris, KY. In this scene, young starlet Crystal Dalton is swept away by the Phantom that lurks beneath the Opry House, and he takes her to his lair that lies beneath the stage. Crystal is played by Monica Niemi and the Phantom by Michael Crisp. This scene is taken from a Fall 2006 performance.

"Phantom of the Opry"

In sleep he calls to me,
much like a dream
His words, my voice you see,
we're quite a team
What does he want from me,
love's sweet romance? (or does the)
Phantom of the Opry only want
inside my pants?

Sing once again with me
our strange duet
I'll be George Jones to your
Tammy Wynette
I'll be your Tim McGraw,
you'll be Faith Hill
The Phantom of the Opry doesn't mind sharing the bill

Those who have seen your face
draw back in fear
Some get a kick from you
(I kick their rear)
Your/My music and your/my voice,
one and the same
The Phantom of the Opry is there
inside your/my brain

The sweetest compliments
come from my lips
I think that you're 'all that'
(and bag of chips)
And though I/you have your/my heart
your/my soul, and more
The Phantom of the Opry still tonight
ain't gonna score

There are several excellent "Phantom of the Opry" videos posted on my YouTube account, plus a bonus video of Monica Niemi performing "Remember Me" at:
http://www.expotv.com/videos/reviews/8/100/ProfessionalSingle-channelUhfWirel...
Note: There's a brief review of one of the microphones we used in "Phantom of the Opry" at the start of the clip - but the full song immediately follows

For more great videos of comedy sketch bits, visit my online review of the movie Titanic at http://www.expotv.com/videos/reviews/15/150/Titanic/219666
and then click to see other videos I've made (username 'agencyent') at that site.

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[AngelKay17]

Hi there,

Our High school wents to do a spoof of the Phantom of the opera but it taking our class a long time to make-up songs and a script. Do you still a copy of the play or know where we can get a copy. It would help us out a whole lot. Thanks Angel and the Drama class of southern nash high in NC

[agencyent]

What's your email address and I'll email you a script - thanks

[DefyGravity897623]

do you think you could send me a script to? we also want to do this spoof, but we can't find it anywhere. it'd be very appreciated

:-)

[agencyent]

Sure, what's your email address?

[Hollistersurfurxx2]

im doing a school play 4 the phantom of the opry. Im the phantom and im a girl lol!

[agencyent]

That's great - what school are you with? I'd love to come see it (or at least see video of it if you tape it). When are you putting it on?

[Poet2916]

AWAY MONKEY!

[MyRoscoeboy]

I have been searching for several days trying to find the script and song score for The Phantom of the Opry. "Phantom of the Op'ry" is the only thing I can find. Is there actually a script for this parody of The Phantom of the Opera? I would appreciate any help that can be offered.

[AlcoFan2010]

@agencyent could you sen me a copy?

[Tink11593]

XD the phantom of the opera (opry i no i no) has a flashlight LOLZ XD

[PinkCowgirl925]

Dude I was waiting for a Kenny and dolly reference

[bookwormpianist]

I'm kinda offended....i ADORE Phantom, but I gotta say,in all good fun that I cracked up!

[TheKairi09]

the guy is good at singing!

[prahanormal]

Heh, that's actually pretty clever.

[NPrz95]

Oh my god- I know this is supposed to be a spoof- but that girl has an amazing voice- she should consider trying out for the actual musical

[soubrette87]

Wow girl, you are fabulous!