If Fruit Could Talk (The Fruit Massacre)

This is a video response to Neil Cicierega's "If balloon's could talk" (their video is hilarious!)
http://www.youtube.com/neilcicierega
The video I'm responding to:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YZtJdaN_l4

Happy Father's Day dad, hope you laugh at my sillyness :)

Two references are made to two separate things at the end of this video if you didn't catch it...
Hannibal (dont click this link if you are easily grossed out)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=da8vlinABz0
Second reference is to the "After the Dentist' kid
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txqiwrbYGrs

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[TheCracker46]

oranges r raceist

[stevan535]

thumbs up if u thought that fruit at 1:51 said "Don't fuck me in the brown bag" lol

[nickislilsis]

THIS NEGRO IS CRAZZY!!!!

[CoaCoaChanel91]

lmfao i laughed the whole time im still laughing

[CoaCoaChanel91]

lmfao i laughed the whole time im still laughing

[NikkoCharger]

lol

[2468DDT]

Has anyone ever realized that fruit has a short time to live anyway? They've been plucked off trees and/or picked off bushes. Their main source of nutrients has been taken away.* They should have seen this coming, why else were they chosen? Its totally stupid of them to run away, I mean where are they going? To another kitchen?

[BookieCarmelos]

wow

All I can say

[KolaDYT]

The Annoying Orange called. He wants his show back.

[gnisha777]

1:28 im rotflolin' like a maniac!!!

[MrsOliAbingdonTMB]

"Hey why you lookin at me like that?" idk why but I did some serious lolage at that.