Chair the Creationists Responds to Questions Emailed to him...

If you'd like to send an email to chair, please send it to oxyborb@gmail.com with a subject line that reads "Chair the Creationist"

Note: This is not an attack on Christianity or religion and especially not Jesus. This is an attack on the anti-evolutionists ONLY. I believe Jesus would want me to make videos about the creationist liars out there.

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Dear Chair,

If evolution is not true, and God simply designed EVERYTHING himself, why do men have nipples? Love, Marie of California aged 6

thats simple, Im a guy, and I dont have nipples. But if were talking about humans, the answer is very clear, God gave men nipples so we can give all atheists titty twisters.
next question!
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Hello Chair the Creationist,

If the Earth was designed by God with humans in mind, why is most of the Earths water undrinkable?

Well, thats a great question, but you must be an idiot not to know the answer. When Adam and Eve ate the Apple of Wisdom, they started peeing salty water. Generations and generations went by, and they kept peeing salty water, so now, the ocean is salty. Not Gods fault.
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Dear Ms. Chair,
Im not a woman, if I was, Id be keeping silent like the bible suggests,
anyway.
Dear. MR. Chair,
Assuming evolution is false, why do some of Gods creatures see in color, and some dont.

Uh well, er. Well, ya know how they used to have black and white TVs? Well, God just hasnt made the upgrade for all creatures yet. Give him a break, jeez, hes got a lot to do!
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Dear Chair of Upholstered Ministries,
Why is it that animals, such as the Bonobo chimpanzees, dolphins, elephants, giraffes, sheeps hyenas, lizards, swans, and many other animals, have been noted to have homosexual sex if homosexual sex unnatural?

So, youre asking why animals have gay sex when being gay is unnatural?

Well, obviously Satan wants to have pets in hell.

Well, thats all the time for today, please write your questions in to oxyborb@gmail.com make sure the subject line says Chair the Creationist or else you might get ignored. Thanks!

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[VoteNixon2008]

Where did the salt come from then?!?

Answer this you coward!!!

This is a sham channel

A sham I say!!!

[oxyborb]

Good news, Chair decided to respond to your question in his latest video! watch?v=g_O7wxL0yLY

[bushputz]

Dear Chair the Creationist,

Since you are so opposed to homosexuality, I certainly hope that is a woman who is fisting you...

[oxyborb]

Good news, Chair decided to respond to your question in his latest video! watch?v=g_O7wxL0yLY

[ryanomaly84]

i sure lol'd

[no1saphead]

I can't hear that squeaky voice.

[justbekindtooall]

Chair was much better after she left Sunny.