ELFIS Story 1 - Getting Hypothermic With You

Funny Christmas song twisted parody about sleigh rides and Part 1 of The ELFIS Story. - Getting Hypothermic With You - Lyrics Steven Stay and Leroy Anderson, music Leroy Anderson.

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ELFIS, Short for "E Long Fong I Song", the name given to Santa Tech dropout "Stewart E Pedd II" by his Elf Guru, "Elfi Ona Honda Beyonda Ponda". Re-live the real life Stu Pedd adventures in word and song as ELFIS shares his twisted journey from normal North Pole kid to Santa Technical College to elf commune.

LYRICS - Getting Hypothermic With You
Lyrics Steven Stay and Leroy Anderson, music Leroy Anderson

Just hear those sleigh bells jingling ring ting tingling too
Come on, it's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you
Outside the snow is falling and friends are calling Yoo Hoo
Come on it's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you

Giddy yap giddy yap giddy yap Oh No! It's getting so cold
What happened to that wonderland of snow?
Giddy yap giddy yap giddy yap Oh Geeze! We're starting to freeze
If we shiver much more then I'm sure that the chattering will break out teeth

Our cheeks are blue not rosy we're far from comfy cozy
We'd snuggle up together but our pants are stuck to the seat
Can't see the road before, let alone sing a chorus or two
Come on, it's lovely weather for getting hypothermic with you

There's a birthday party at the home of farmer Ray
If we'd went there then our skin would not be turning grey
We'd be singing the songs we love to sing, now we can't even talk
If we hit a bump, I know our bones will pop. pop! pop! pop!

Now we've got no feeling in any of our extremities
Can't close our eyes, our nostrils are froze, what if we had to sneeze
It's not anything like that picture print by Currier and Ives
These disastrous things are the things we remember all through our lives

Just hear those sleigh bells jingling ring ting tingling too
Yea Right, it's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you
Outside the snow is falling and friends are calling You Fools!
Come on, it's lovely weather for getting hypothermic with you
Yea Right, it's lovely weather for getting hypothermic with you
Come on, it's lovely weather for getting hypothermic with you

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