My Top 10 Worst Pick Up Lines - Howto Not Seduce Hot Girls

Warning: Rude Content and Words. These aren't the best pick-up lines ever but they are some of the rudest. This is not the secret of how to seduce women. If you want to pick up a hot sexy girl in a bar, don't use these funny lines. They won't get you sex, but might get you slapped. Consider this the opposite of sex and relationship advice. Distributed by Tubemogul.

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[BlackOpsmontage2]

"did you fall from heaven"

"how sweet"

"cuz your face is pretty messed up!" XD

[rudolphfopresident35]

do you have a penis. (no). do you want one??

[torso99]

@rudolphfopresident35 thats a good 1

[DmanDisabled]

nice clothes i bet they would look alot better on my bedroom floor

[CynthiaChristine]

skrew me if im wrong, but havent we met? ;D im legit.

[daemonk9]

while just staring at her boobs say," you look really familiar to me, are you my mommy?"

or "what was Pt. Barnum's famous quote? There's a sucker born every minute. I'm a fully grown one"

[TheKiwiactivist101]

hi :)

[zCriiMeZz]

hey nice shoes, wanna fuck?

[CalvinTheAwesome32]

Smile if your horny

[awsomekids1]

i just ate some skittes wanna taste the rainbow :)

[thmusicman24]

if I flickR your YouTube, will you Twitter my Yahoo?