No Chair (No Air Parody)

A parody of Chris Brown and Jordin Sparks No Air song...

Lyrics
tell me how i'm supposed to sit with no chair
oooooohhhhhh
ahhhhhhhhhhh

when i sit down i double check
that no one took my chair away
so i won't be left trying to sit into mid air
ooohhh

i'm here alone a chair and me
but i still turn around and see
if there is still a chair
so i won't fall into the sand

but how do you expect me
to sit here under this tree
when there's a spot right here that'll
leave a mark on my $80 jeans

tell me how i'm supposed to sit with no chair
that's why i bring my chair everywhere
without my chair i always despair
no chair no chair

got me sitting on this big junk heap
cause my chair is broken, it's so cheap
so now i have to sit on monique
no chair no chair

no chair chair
no chair chair
no chair chair

i like my chair low to the ground
makes it easy to spin around
and roll away when chased by a hound

in my office chair i reside
sleep there throw my pillow aside
but i don't know how to sleep in a broken chair

but how do you expect me
to sit here with these fleas
because they're crawling on me
and making me uncomfortably itchy

tell me how i'm supposed to sit with no chair
that's why i bring my chair everywhere
without my chair i always despair
no chair no chair

got me sitting on this big junk heap
because my chair is broken it's so cheap
i only had this chair for one week
no chair no chair

no chair chair
no chair chair
no chair chair
no chair chair

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• funny
• no
• air
• chair
• chris
• brown
• jordin
• sparks
• hip
• hop
• rap
• r&b
• pop
• parody
• music
• video
• song
• spoof
• cadillac
• sedan
• deville
• bo
• bay
• jeffrey
• starke
• theplayingcats

[Carolinaboy425]

Post some lyrics up, I might take this up a side project and make my own version. Cheers =)

[starkej2]

finally got around to putting some lyrics up...enjoy

if you do make a video post a reply to this one, i want to see it...

[justinlipscomb]

god this is horrible. go to fricken studio and do the shit right. oh im sorry ur both poor.

[starkej2]

lol, studio...our problem is that we can't sing, a studio can't fix that. plus that would be a waste of money.

[Wils2012]

Sounds like super crap. Sorry.

[starkej2]

let me see you do better with a ten dollar mic...

[chanmengDUDE]

LOVE THE WAY the girl in the YELLOW DANCES xD

[WeinerInAPickleJar]

lols the lyrics are good ;) and the corny experssions made me laff :) aswel as the bad singing

[Taterbread21]

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[rhodesindia]

not funny

[Kyla795]

stop:(:(



[Tybabey]

very funny.

[icecru2]

is she your girlfriened bruh?

yall should get signed hahahahha

[DarkStealerOfSouls]

shes sexi. and the song freakin rox

[tytetee]

Very funny!!! How am i gonna sit underthis tree scuffing my $80 dollar jeans...ROTFLMAO!!!

[Blindapexes]

Priceless entertainment

[souljaboy5100]

funny lol

[angel75here4u]

True you admitted u can't sing....but aside from that, it was very creative and the lyrics were funny! Enjoyed. :0)