Legally Blonde: Ireland

Ireland from the broadway musical Legally Blonde

PAULETTE
(spoken)
Elle, do you know the number one reason behind all bad hair decisions?
Love!

(sung) You're lost without your love
Your heart is on the floor
I can help you
I've been there before!
When I need to relax
I just put on some tracks
From this CD I bought for the store

(Celtic chanting)

(spoken) Isn't that relaxing? It's called CELTIC MOODS!

(sung) When I'm lonely or feeling dejected
I play this and it never fails
I pretend like I'm in Ireland
With Enya and the whales

When my telephone gets disconnected
Or I spend every night alone
I pretend like I'm in Ireland
Where the Irish bagpipes drone

Smell the grass as a rainstorm is endin'
People smile while I stroll past their farms
With a redheaded sailor named Brendan
And we dance without moving our arms

In a bar once I met this guy Dewey
And he bought me like 14 beers
And he told me that he was from Ireland
So I lived with him 10 years

If I squinted he looked like my sailor
Through my boozy delusional fog
But he dumped me for some slut named Kayla
Took my trailer and took my dog

In Ireland they know how to love you
You embrace in the misty Irish breeze
And if your Irish boy tires of you
You're allowed to shoot him in the knees

Hey, you look like that poster for Ireland
Long blonde hair and the sweet sunny face
Oh no wait that's the poster for Sweden
Oh screw it. I'll never see either place!

But a girl sweet as you has a future
You have hope as each new day dawns
Girls like you always get to see Ireland
Give my love to the leprechauns

Category:

Music

Tags:

• legally
• blonde
• ireland
• peacelovemollx3
• laura
• bell
• bundy

[OrangeTexta]

Man, this makes me want to go to Ireland.

[MegandNia]

'girls like you always get to see Ireland...'

This song is so beautiful, and soooo true.

[awkwardnemo]

I used to love this girl named Paulette...but then I took an arrow to the knee.

[themusictheaterlover]

@15yjnmfshx the whole show is posted on youtube

[15yjnmfshx]

Where can I see this show!!!

[stumbledintodark]

Just saw this show last night... I loved it! Such a fun show, Paulette is hilarious (:

[MrPuppy310]

3 people got shot in the knee

[RSDCdancer97]

I am in love with this song that everytime I have a problem I listen to this and it helps:) gotta love CELTIC MOODS!<3

[nssoh1234]

This musical is seriously brilliant. Every song inspires me in different ways, and I strive to play paulette at some point in my life.

[marykatexoxoful]

@Correctionman123 that's the point

[sarang112]

I loveeeee this song...but I can't get rid of 'Colors of the wind' out of my head every time I listen to this.

they are kinda similar to me...and I love both songs Wooh~

always makes me go back to see Pocahontas after listen to this haha