Die Ärzte - Meine Ex(plodierte Freundin) [English subtitles]

Die Ärzte - "Meine Ex(plodierte Freundin)" (English: "My ex(ploded girlfriend)") with English subtitles.
Thanks to Patti for helping with the lyrics - I love you!

LYRICS:
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Last night my girlfriend exploded,
I didn't expect that to happen, so I am covered in blood.
Who would have thought that she'd react like that?
Last night my girlfriend exploded.

Each day you read about spontaneous explosions in the newspapers,
you turn the pages and think to yourself: This won't happen to me.
I ask her - no, I ask HER! - how could this happen?
My baby was my everything, and, entre nous, she also was beautiful.
She had a nice body, just like one of "Die Krupps"
- what was his name again? - Dörper.

Last night my girlfriend exploded,
I didn't expect that to happen, so I am covered in blood.
You could say I am quite confused,
last night my girlfriend exploded.

I immediately called the police and said: "Come quick, dude!"
My girlfriend is gone, like a fire-cracker 'D'
She just blew up into my face, no wonder that I'm sad:
I did not only lose a woman, but also the bedclothes are fucked.
I was about to kiss her, then there was a bang -
the one moment she was next to me, now she is everywhere
all over the room.

Last night my girlfriend exploded,
fortunately I was wearing a full face helmet, so nothing happened to me.
Who would have thought that she'd react like that?
Last night my girlfriend exploded.

When my first love spontaneously burst into flames,
I burst out in laughter.
The next one was taken by aliens,
I didn't think something to it.
Girlfriend #3 didn't last long either,
she turned into stone, I thought that is quite normal.
But when my fourth one exploded, I began to realize,
being my partner seems to be not entirely safe?

Last night my girlfriend exploded,
I didn't expect that to happen, so I am covered in blood.
Who would have thought that she'd explode like that?
Last night my girlfriend exploded.

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[Mischifer6]

I had to listen to this for german class and everyone (including me) laughed out loud so hard ten people had to go to the bathroom after this. :D

[Airblader]

@Mischifer6 Haha, glad you guys liked it! :)

[Drag0nTrainer]

This song sounds exactly like two very popular latin artists mashed: Juan Luis Guerra and Los Auténticos Decadentes. I wonder if Gonzalez is responsible of that.

Also, I effing love Die Ärzte. They should be more known in the rest of the world.

[xXxDaNcExgIrLxXx]

Hahahahahaha I laughed so much listening to this song! It's hilarious! xD

[Drag0nTrainer]

One of their funniest ones.

[WieFunktioniertMathe]

@kingcobra2566 Ich werde mal schauen, was sich machen lässt. Das Studium frisst grade viel Zeit. Aber ich schau dieses WE mal, dass ich vllt. die Übersetzung mache!

[kingcobra2566]

PS: Ich wuerde dir zu Fuessen liegen, wenn du dir mit 'lasse redn' auch die Muehe machen wuerdest !!!

[WieFunktioniertMathe]

@kingcobra2566 I'm not too sure I get the thing with your boyfriend, but you are welcome :D (I'm Airblader, this is just my 2nd account)

[kingcobra2566]

But your 2. one will be in english !!!

I could shock my boyfriend (he was always wandering why i am always giggling).....thank you SOOOOO much ! ;)

[oOeinTeddyOo]

hast dir ne menge mühe mit dem übersetzen gegeben... und trotzdem is dein erster kommentar auf deutsch :D:D:D