How airline pilots should talk!

A humorous look at airline safety procedures.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• humor
• comedy
• spoof
• tongue
• in
• cheek
• sardonic

[androidstar]

Hi everyone, this is just a joke, so please don't take it seriously, thanks!

[rrussell39]

I fly for A/A. We are armed in the cock-pit. There is a sign on the door to not enter or risk getting shot. It is locked, so if it is broken into you will not see anything but 3 bullets in your face. Things have changed since 9/11. Also, there is a myth that if you shoot a hole in the plane, it will suck you out and all that, you know what would happen? It would poke a hole the size of the bullet, a bunch would make us simply raise cabin pressure. Hit a window? stick a plate over it and land.

[snarst]

I remember this from a few years ago, still funny as hell.

[getthe8]

Hilarious.  Clever.

[healthyjoyfulable]

Terrorists often plan suicidal missions, so I don't think they'd worry about being shot to death as they were about to blow up a plane. Also, who knows the state of mind of the armed pilot (i.e, is he or she emotionally stable or feeling a bit suicidal?) Then there are the many other reasons planes crash...So, no, I don't think I would necessarily feel that much safer if pilots were armed. Still, the video brought a chuckle.

[madalinasuciu]

being in a plane with 3 armed red necks instead of pilots won't make me feel safer xD

[madalinasuciu]

being in a plane with 3 armed rednecks instead of pilots won't make me feel safer xD

[putthisinyourpipeand]

ha ha ha, yeah this is good

[HowmanRoger]

I know it is just a joke but that is what the world is turning into.

[jameswsparker]

@androidstar And over to the left, is another joke. lol

[tpsossff]

@spyder2782

Well certainly the size of a melon. I'm more worried about the bloody great hole that it goes on to make in the ceiling while taking out a wad of cables and pipes. I suggest my mother in law ... she has only got to grind her teeth and crack her knuckles and that stare of hers will reduce the most hardened terrorist to a quivering jelly.