Pilonidal cyst / abscess can kiss my ass!

I had a pilonidal cyst / abscess. It was super fun and now female or male nurses touch and clean the hole they made at the top of my buttcrack every day.

Note: Yes, I know the difference between spaying / neutering a cat & local / general anesthetic. My mind just starts to shut off when I'm having a conversation with the tiny people inside my camera.

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[sjleeds2011]

You owe me 5.39 of my life back.

[misshazy]

@sjleeds2011 But I didn't get a time machine for Christmas. Would you like Godiva chocolate instead, or a hair straightener...

[misshazy]

@101bojangels Oh yeah, it's that simple alright, because everyone who's ever had one doesn't wash their ass. *rolls eyes* How about go back to jacking off to videos of draining pus.

[kuzak20]

@carpenotctum You should check the "Swiss" method. Though my cyst hasn't been swollen since a year and im not touching it untill it swells again, there is a professor in switzerland that has a new method to operating (no massive hole.). They simply make a small incision (Penny size) on two ends, and pull the cyst pouch out by gradually detaching it from the tissue and not butchering it out as is common practice. You can walk and sit the next day again and within 2 weeks its FULLY healed.

[slippybippy]

@gfair2 I can't believe that you were the first comment to this video, and I'm glad I went all the way to the beginning, because I was wondering what he was doing moving something around inside my cyst area, like steamrolling it with his finger or something. It was weird. Thanks.

[slippybippy]

@magika77 The surgeon said they couldn't use anesthesia because of the infection. It wouldn't work. So he froze it. He dripped some stuff on it to freeze it. It hurt with a little stinging. Then I didn't feel a thing. Of course when he was pushing down on my cyst to get the puss out of it, that hurt the most. I did feel the remnants of that. Don't be afraid. The doctor told me without getting it out, it's poison to your body and you know what poison can do. Be brave.

[slippybippy]

The surgeon lanced it on Wednesday and I felt so much better. Bled through my gauze pads, packing, underwear, and my sweatpants. Good thing the Dr. told me to sit on a thick towel. I have to get it repacked daily, although I had no pain since I was on antibiotics a few days, so the infection must have decreased. The nurse was amazed I wasn't in any pain. She said most people are inflamed and in pain. I guess the key is to get the antibiotics in quickly. Good luck to you all.

[slippybippy]

I had it this and last week. This is my 3rd time having it, and it was the WORST one. The first 2 times I was able to pop it out myself after a long shower. Decorated my bedroom the first time! This Monday, I went to the Urgent Care center, and the Dr. opened it up and supposedly drained it and prescribed me antibiotics. The drain hole closed up that night and the pressure built up again, giving me intense tenderness and pain. Tuesday I called a surgeon. Read the next posting for more on this.

[10Ruger22F150]

Was this caused from having a very hairy butt cleft? And does it reoccur? My best friend just got it however he is male and very hairy.

[totenkopf999]

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[187SicknesS]

jay leno's daughter!

[coldjinto]

I had on, but what they did was completely different for me. I chose to be put under completely, cause the whole having a local thing scared me. I was only 18 (now nearly 30) and because my dad was military and I lived so far away from the military hospital (where I had it done) they just sewed me up. Six hours later I was allowed to go home, worst mistake ever trying to survive a 2 hour car trip six hours after surgery.