I'm Voting Republican

"Because we don't like shopping at small neighbourhood stores...and we just love cheap plastic crap from China."

"I don't really want a cure for AIDS or breast cancer...they're just gays and women."

"I think new drugs should be made available immediately, whether they've been tested properly or not. If the major pharmaceutical companies' bottom lines are healthy, then I feel healthy too."

So my little Caitlyn can share a classroom with 30 other children.

"Because women just can't be trusted to make decisions about their own bodies. Never, ever, ever!"

"Because I need to be told who I can love."

"I just need them to tell me how just I can show a lifetime commitment."

"Because corporations should not have to pay to clean up environmental damage."

"Because I don't want to know if the food I'm eating has been genetically modified or exposed to radiation...if the label says 'food', that's good enough for me!"

"Because I really enjoy being screwed by the utility companies."

"We need more minorities in prison."

"I just don't feel I deserve health insurance."

"Because Texas needs more billionaires."

"Because sometimes the Constitution is just one big inconvenient headache."

"I think the world should be run by one big corporation. It think it'd be so much cosier!"

"Because all other countries are inferior to us! And we should start as many wars as we need to keep it that way."

"[Soldier] So I can stay in Iraq."

"[Kid with toy gun] So I can go to Iran!"

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[v4lkyr]

best video ever, truth

[knockmccainout]

lets vote for McCain because Food is too cheap!Gas is not expensive enough!more young men should get their legs blown off! more children should be father less!Hell,World war III is long overdue!

[jslovin23]

I voting republican because I"m hoping the dam fools start world war 3. I'll just get my bench and some strawberry margaritas and drink to the end of the world. Maybe I be lucky and never have to even hear from a republican, neocon, or tea bagger again.

[mntwins39]

@Luvs2laugh17 so you think that because obama said he would make new jobs that that means that as soon as he is elected everyone gets a job? and you think that we have not recovered whatsoever since his election? think on it for awhile.

[melskilove]

this vid is great

[TheVulture911]

this is so wrong these people dont know crap

[Luvs2laugh17]

@grnbbllntrck Actually the unemployment rate is close to 11%. What happened to all this great change that Obama promised? My mom has been on unemployment for over a year now and my friends dad for over 2. I thought Obama promised to make new jobs, oh wait it was all a lie.

[btc8128]

Wow, This video is so right on the money its scary.

Obstruction on behalf of the healthcare insurers, the gifts given to the banks and auto industry by Bush and that crew of retards, you only have to look back at the last 11 months.

[grnbbllntrck]

Part 2: i'm sucking the governments tit's? how?  lol explain please.

I spit on the constitution? how? u can't just call someone scum and say stuff with with out explaining and giving atleast a little bit of evidence. what has obama done to possibly defile the constitution? (besides the Partiot act, which might). when do i claim conservaties attack the constitution? and yes, i like to think of myself as opportunistic. try not to be stupid in ur response.

[grnbbllntrck]

Actually it has never been close to 11%. the highest it has gone is 10.2%, and it's now at 10% and is dropping. Check your facts. How am i a dickhead again? and remember , THIS IS NOT OBAMAS FAULT. and i now can not take u seriously with the comment, "All this is ON PURPOSE". how fucking stupid are you? besides if it was on purpose it would be the republicans fault since it started under them. i'm guessing ur a rebublican by that comment, cause most dems are not that dumb.

[sleekat71]

Well it's been a year now dickhead and we almost have an unemployment rate at about 11%. Some state's unemployment figures dwarf the overall national level. All this is ON PURPOSE, and on your little child obama's watch !! So that everyone to some degree will be beholden to the federal govt. & sucking the govt teet like you . You spit on the constitution in one moment and then stand in front of it when u claim some conservative is attacking it. You opportunistic, devious, semantics-spewing scum