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Uploaded by on May 19, 2009

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Sterling gets it on with the leather tight World War 2 femme fatale.

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  • Worst review ever for this game.

  • Absolute bullshit review. This was one of the most atmospheric, brutal games I've ever played. The mistake is trying to play the game like a shooter. Go back to playing CoD you child.

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  • I came to this review as the game is $5 on Steam today but the amount of negativity in this review doesn't even make it sound like an objective review at all, rather a haters rant. I haven't played the game yet but I certainly will not be basing this poor review as a way to form an educated decision!

  • @nohozana thanx for the recomendation. much better review. most likely this guy was never good at stealth games. im a hard core splinter cell fan and i loved this game.

  • Just beat it, fucking awesome stealth game, this dumb ass probably didn't even finish it. Look at the classic game room review of this, it's honest and done by an actual gamer.

  • 3:23 he kicked her ass

  • you see this is Y we should not let the UK do reviews cuss they always just point out all the bad things not the good. you see i have this game in its fucking awesome . and i'm not racisted to the brutish but WTF

  • This review WISHES it had the stamina of soggy toilet paper so I could properly give it the disrespect it deserves by wiping my ass with it.

    Back when I was playing Manhunt, the only weapons I got were a grocery bag and a piece of glass. And I had to make the piece of glass myself.

  • you're missing the point of the game, mate no offense mate you are immature.

  • fucking british people i hate them!

  • Jim Sterling is a pussy

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