An Atheist Finds God!
Uploader Comments (MystryBox)
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I dont like that God called Spam. He keeps emailing me.
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@eebs1994 and why would I pray to something I don't think exists? If you fall on hard times one day are you going to pray to Thor just in case it might work?
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My grandmother got cancer and she prayed to spam-god to get better. She died. Obviously his meaty majesty punished her for not praying hard enough. This is irrefutable evidence of his omnipotence.
If you disagree, you are a blind sinner and an irrational doubter.
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Youre a sinner!! The flying spaghetti monster does not allow spam!! Ramen
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I can't believe this!
Turn away from this evil and worship the one true god (that also came from a can)......the SPAGHETTI MONSTER!!
Behold his power!
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This video is spam.
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@RobxWhitechapel Huh! Here I am, an atheist who does go to church. Different strokes for different folks, I guess. :)
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@305G00NZ Got a date on that? Maybe MystryBox can change over from the Holy Hormallah until your proposed Judgement Day. If that doesn't pan out (aka, false prophecy) he can come back into the loving embrace of Hormallah.
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@305G00NZ I don't go to church dude, but my religion is christian, and yes, I make fun of my own religion.
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Genius! A lot of respect for you
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... I prayed and I felt better... at first I was like WTF is going on but then ohhhhhhhh ooohhh I see the light, I need a sandwich right now!
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@RobxWhitechapel Please don't call you're self a Christian, would you laugh if someone was making fun of your Father or you stand up for him?.......the term Christian is taken so lightly nowadays, just because you sit in church every sunday doesn't make you a Christian.
This is just unbelievable......When judgement day comes i wonder whats going to happen to people like you....
305G00NZ 4 months ago
@305G00NZ if there is a judgement day, god will judge me as a worthy child of his... someone who thinks for himself and uses his brain to draw rational conclusions. He might judge religious people as sheep who aren't worthy children for not thinking for themselves and believing silly stories for no good reason other than "faith."
MystryBox 4 months ago
@305G00NZ if there is a judgement day, god will judge me as a worthy child of his... someone who thinks for himself and uses his brain to draw rational conclusions. He might judge religious people as sheep who aren't worthy children for not thinking for themselves and believing silly stories for no good reason other than "faith."
MystryBox 4 months ago
Could u explain I can't get on your little video
iLoveJesus650 9 months ago
@iLoveJesus650 I don't believe in any gods because no gods are apparent (and if you disagree watch the video I already mentioned and try to answer the question at the end). I don't believe in the Christian god in particular because the bible is full of absurd stories that are clearly myth and legend.
MystryBox 9 months ago
Hunny I didn't say that I wasn't going to hell I'm just trying to help u ppl out so that u wont dont read bible scriptures off to me I no what the bible say I'm not the perfect saint but I believe in god and Jesus it is a sin to mock god and this video is very aggravating for someone that knows god and let me just ask a simple question why don't u believe in god
iLoveJesus650 9 months ago
@iLoveJesus650 why don't I believe in god? In case you didn't notice I've got a couple dozen videos explaining in detail why I don't. For perhaps the best summary, see my video "Are Atheists Blind, Stupid, or What?"
MystryBox 9 months ago 2