IS SEMEN FATTENING?

From Elle Magazine's advice columnist, E. Jean Carroll.
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E. Jean was nominated for an Emmy for writing for Saturday Night Live and is the author of HUNTER: The Strange and Savage Life of Hunter S. Thompson.

Art by James Gustavson
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Music by Elizabeth Anderson
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[nolab143691]

what is scary that thay ask it so much i mean to intamicy if you are thinking of your size and if you are going to gain it in that manner (baby is a diffent story) btw if you eat alot of seeds it will tast better

[AskEJean]

Nolab, My Nymph,

As always, an

enlightening

comment.

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[nolab143691]

3 times a month? wow kinda scary

[AskEJean]

Nolab143691, My Nymph,

Fair enough.

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[ColonelSamTroutman]

now sigmund the semen monster and johnny and scott are friends, finest friends that ever could be on the land or on the sea.

[AskEJean]

Colonel, My Creature,

You have me

tickled to

bits!

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[geraldlee81]

teaspoons are a measure of volume, not weight.

[BrainiacN5]

Funny, interesting to watch, but what a waste of paper

[1996Coaster]

disturbing...

[evo2029]

Gluton

[PortillaJ22]

...Wh...What the fuck...?

In the words of the late Billy Mays: Are you shittin' me?

Did someone REALLY fucking ask this?

What the fuck, man? Holy shit, is this what America's coming to?

I need to go lay down...Holy shit, man...

[BrianMChampion]

She shouldn't measure in teaspoons, but in cubic centimeters. That's how the '70's band "10cc" got its name.

[Stumperx]

You make a good point.

[batistaker123]

Lol every pornstar would be fat then

[CORNP00]

OMFG...your worried about the calories in semen?!?! Some chicks are just fucked.

[lapidoutnumber]

man aren't you too old for that shit go and play with your grand kids

or sing up to GILF society

if you agree give us a thumbs up guys Yo

[KeMoHD]

your one fucked up old lady

[tomanyasses]

this is funny also it's semen is good skin lotion