I Love Med School.

The b.boyz are back for a chill celebration of the end of fourth year. Shown at Wayne State School of Medicine Lampoons 2011.

Lyrics:
That trauma last night was awfully crazy,
I wish they paged me.
I worked my ass of to see these patients,
They should be paying me.
Doing all those H & Ps,
When it's just sleep I really need.
Pass out at 3:00, wake up at 5:00,
I check my pulse, make sure I'm alive.
Man, I love Med School.

I want to go to med school for the rest of my life,
No time for a real job, kids or a wife.
I'm just spending all my time at the hospital, thankless,
Living off of loans like a student, bankless.

I'm a champion at patient histories,
Keeping it hot like I'm on Grey's Anatomy.
Just a few more months until the big M.D.,
And everybody everywhere gonna want to be me.
So let's toast to it, and maybe boast a bit,
Best four years of your life so make the most of it.
CS, CK, year four, Match Day,
Don't care about my grades, they don't matter anyway.

[Chorus]

I love Med School (ay!)
And I hate studying (ay!)
I love caffeine (ay!)
Man, I love Med School.

Now I can't tell you what I learned in school, but,
I can tell you a story or two, um,
Yeah, of course I learned some rules,
Like don't pass out in the O.R.
And how to run a code when your senior's gone,
And all the hot nurses on the peds floor,
When it comes to rubber gloves put two on,
And hooking up in call rooms ain't what goes on.
When you're the best, no time to rest,
I gotta drink off all the stress from the tests, I confess.
But when the work day's done and it's time to go home,
I call up all my friends and throw a party with my student loans.

[Chorus}

I love Med School (ay!)
And I hate studying (ay!)
I love caffeine (ay!)
Man, I love Med School.

Now, if everyone would please,
Put their pager as high as they can (as high as they can)
And repeat after me...
Chuck! Chuck! Chuck! Chuck!
First Years! First Years! First Years! First Years!
Do a DRE! Do a DRE! Do a DRE! Do a DRE!
Match Day! Match Day! Match Day! Match Day!

(That trauma last night)
Man, I love Med School. I love it...
(That trauma last night)
Alright everybody, I gotta head back to the hospital for a bit.

[Chorus]

Can I hurry up and graduate or am I going to be here for the rest of my life?

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[cynsuzanne]

Drinking beer out of the urinals!!

[ostate1369]

@2:39 did greenman just try to make out with GOB?!?!

[sionedselisel]

I wish you could have Beaumont Boyz up again.

[IRANisPERSIA1]

nice