Pocket Ninjas - The Bad Movie Reviewer

Holy Su­per­man's cock, here's one of the worst movies ev­er made!!! Very few peo­ple can say they have sat through this en­tire film, but I have!

It's stuffed with hours of peo­ple kick­ing, bad di­alouge, cheesy mu­sic, ter­ri­ble fight scenes, bad voice overs, and just ev­ery­thing need­ed to be a shit stain on cin­e­ma.

Join the Bad Movie Re­view­er once again, as he bat­tles his neme­sis, The Black Nin­ja. He is held ca­p­a­tive this time, and forced to watch...POCK­ET NIN­JA!!!

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Comedy

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• The Bad Movie Reviewer
• Pocket Ninjas
• Aaron Drawyer

[das81]

nah nah, the first one to review this movie was John from shitcase cinema, Lupa did it a year later!

[TheBadMovieReviewer1]

@das81So no one else can ever review it?

[das81]

@TheBadMovieReviewer1 lol, that is not what I meant XD.

Someone commented that Lupa idid it first, but truly before you and Lupa that John dude did it.

Anyway I loved the ninja parody and John doesn't care a lot about the plot usually.

[TheBadMovieReviewer1]

@SashuRui I dont think any movie should be unmade, bad movies are just as important as the greatest movies

[SashuRui]

@paleknight1

Why don't you ask for the moon? Nobody's perfect. If shitty movies didn't get made it would upset the balance!

[The3Brett3]

Jesse - it's another day 4 U - U and me in paradise - but not for homeless people, junkies or prostitutes - who have to scavenge for pennies & dimes just to survive. You, my friend....are the white dragon, Jesse. Love Brett.

[7Brett5]

Wagner- Imagine Michael Jackson going to a posh restaurant and ordering, "I'll have the baby octopus and Veal, please, he-eeeee!" Word. TX death ride you mother fuck! Is that Ice T @ the 2:50 mark? Hear the fucken' querky music to the tutorial kicking? He-Man Masturbator of the Universe. Patty cake, patty cake, baker's man. Bake me a cake as fast as you can. What do U say I take U home and eat your pussy? Shao Kahn's pussy. What - more kicking? Is that Jake the snake Rodriguez @ the 6:19 mark?

[The3Brett3]

I'd like to donkey punch this mother fucker with fucken' fun noodles!

Imagine this, Wagner - Pocket Ninja's V.s. Troll 2!

@ the 4:55 mark I still think that kids cock is hanging out of his trousers.

Fuck, that guy with the BIG jaw looks so fucking stew-pud!

"This is the same fucken' footage from before!" I can hear the desperation in your voice here, Wagner.

I like the end with the long extended feet kicking.

Are you guys fucked-up on some substance when making film?