Will It Blend? - Don't Breathe This

A tribute to Tom Dickson and the "Will It Blend" series. Lyrics:

Don't breathe this
Don't breathe this
Don't breathe this
Don't breathe this

My-my-my-my (don't breathe this) blender mixes so well
Makes me wanna yell, what the heck "Thank you for buying me
A Blendtec blender for my family"
It looks good
On my countertop
A total blender from Utah
And it's known, as such
And this is smoke-uh!
You can't breathe

I told you Kenmore
Don't breathe this
Yeah that smoke burns and you know
Don't breathe this
Don't get it in your eyes man
Don't breathe this
Yo let me blend some crazy stuff
Don't breathe this

Fresh made salsa and shakes
It'll make anything now you know you wanna blend
So move out of your seat
Order one today and hit the street
To tell
Everyone
Blend a little bit and let 'em know what's going on
Like that
Like that
Dickson on a mission to blend his crap
To let 'em know that it's enough
And this is the smoke, uh
They can't breathe

Yo I told you
Don't breathe this
Why you using Black and Decker man?
Don't breathe this
Yo, set it on smoothie, smart touch is in
Don't breathe this
Give me a broom, or rake
Mixing them up
That's what I'm giving 'em
Now, you know
You talk about Tom you're talking about a demo
Of blenders, and stuff
Blades are spinning so hold on tight
Prepare, yourselves
For what is coming on YouTube's
"Will it Blend"
Subscribe
To my videos or I might die

That's word cause you know
Don't breathe this
Don't breathe this

Blend it up!

Stop... Tommy time

Go with the flow
It is said
That "Will it Blend"
Is the real deal man
So throw, your blender out the door
Get a Blendtec, don't try this at home
Or you might, lose a hand
Make a wrong move it'll cut off your finger
Set a cycle on
Just for a minute lets all do the blend
Chop, grind, crush

Yeah, don't breathe this
Look man, don't breathe this
You better not breathe this cause
You know it's not good
Don't breathe this
Set it on smoothie, smart touch is in
Blend it up!

Stop... Tommy time

Don't breathe this
Don't breathe this
Don't breathe this
Blend it up!

Stop... Tommy time

Every time you see him
The Tommy's just so psyched
He's wearing safety glasses
And he's busy crushing ice
So why would he ever stop doing this?
When other lame blenders just don't do the trick?
He's famous on YouTube
From Brazil to the UK
It's Tommy, go Tommy, blend Tommy, yo Tommy
He has one thing to say
Don't breathe this

Don't breathe this
Don't breathe this
Don't breathe this
Yeah, don't breathe this
I told you, don't breathe this
Don't breathe this
Yo, we outta here
Don't breathe this

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• will
• it
• blend
• blender
• blendtec
• don't
• breathe
• this
• smoke
• can't
• touch
• mc
• hammer
• parody
• spoof

[Xadoke]

I bet Tom was surprised to see someone on YouTube made a rap remix of his popular saying. XD

[andrewv512]

did u go to harvard?

this is genius

[issenterprise1]

54 people BREATHED IT LOL

[layzee510]

i was bored and i typed dont breathe this on youtube search and came to this

[3xtr3m3r4ng3er]

Will It blend? Poop.

Shit smoke -  Don't breath this

[97Exodia]

54 people did breathe this.

[97Exodia]

don´t breathe or blend this!

[lacrosse230]

I like the part were he said dont breath this :)!

[callofduty4fan]

did you go to IU? this is retarded

[fresh4ever2000]

I love it! I am working on a Will it Blend parodie too! I will upload it this week! Starring me in sexy lingerie... :-)

[meneertje25]

hahahaha awesome

[chtyzhr398]

dont breath this... yo lemme blend sum crazy stuff