20 Original RS Jokes in under 1:20 (RuneScape Machinima Contest entry)

These are all jokes I thought of myself. Think of it as vlogbrothers, RuneScape style.
Thanks to Maddogs75 for helping in the video, being the chicken and the noob (jokes 3 and 4).

Full Joke List:

1. Why is Fletching such an easy 99 to get?
The stuff just grows on trees.

2. How many Jagex employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Only one, but they'll come back every 10 minutes to update it.

3. Why'd the RS player cross the road?
Cause he was following the chicken.

4. Why was the noob following the high leveled player?
He required assistance.

5. How'd the KBD lose his job?
He got dragonfired.

6. Why aren't there horses in RuneScape?
Cause there aren't stables in RuneScape.

7. What's black, white and red all over?
A guy in third age getting Dragon claw speced.

8. How do you get 10 RuneScape players in a telephone booth?
Tell them there's a party hat in it.

9. How do you get 10 RuneScape players out of a telephone booth?
Tell them Zezima is outside.

10. How do you describe the King Black Dragon and Kalphite Queen's child?
Scary but probably easy to kill.

11. Why did the Jagex employee get upset?
Someone read her development diary.

12. How'd the fat man get 99 range?
He used his chins.

13. What did the man say to his compost mound familiar when it got sick?
You look pretty crappy.

14. Why are the local birds scared of the Gnome Stronghold?
Cause of the terrorbirds.

15. Why are dragon claws so powerful?
Cause their nails are really sharp.

16. I think RuneScape knows it's graphics aren't that good.
I mean, look at the first 5 letters of it's name: "R U NES?"

17. Why'd the RS mafia leave West Ardy?
There were too many rats.

18. What did Jagex call their new deodorant product?
Fight Pits.

19. What does G.O.W.E.R. stand for?
Gonna own Warcraft's elfish rear-end.

20. Why do even the best pkers die sometimes?
Cause No1s Perfect.


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