This is my version of Tay Zonday's smash internet hit, "Chocolate Rain." It tells the story of the Pittsburgh Pirates bumbling GM, Dave Littlefield - also known as "Littlebrain."
Littlebrain
The Pirates suck 'cause he's a bad GM
Littlebrain
The other teams in baseball laugh at him
Littlebrain
Washed up vets are welcomed on the train
Littlebrain
Chris Young rules while Matt Herges is lame
Littlebrain
Dr. Andrews loves to operate
Littlebrain
Randall Simon was in Sausagegate
Littlebrain
Aramis Ramirez thrown away
Littlebrain
Top draft choices will become no-names
Littlebrain
Raul Mondesi contract escape
Littlebrain
His dumb trades cause the fans heads to shake
Littlebrain
Home-grown starters start the hit parade
Littlebrain
Matt Morris; $10 million down the drain
Littlebrain
Daniel Moskos at 4 was his aim
Littlebrain
Every year the spin remains the same
Littlebrain
Losing seasons now at 15 straight
Littlebrain
The man deserves a baseball prison r*pe
Funny. It has been a long time with these owners.
playmkr278 9 months ago
Money can't buy the championship, ask the yanks.
grunt11b 2 years ago
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shageen 3 years ago
What?
ToddTondera 3 years ago
sux to be a fan of ny team but the BOSOX!!!
fenwayphil 4 years ago
You sir, are clearly gifted. The song can't be long enough to get them ALL in. Plus, what rhymes with VanderWal?
hamiljohn 4 years ago
Fantastic.
craigtwm 4 years ago
jimenez84 4 years ago
brilliant. simply stunning.
Bosphorus4111 4 years ago
ha. amazing.
dma1220 4 years ago