Stool-Jar Boy {Soulja Boy Parody}

After the success of our James Blunt parody ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMuWXdwmMx0 ), me and Jimmi tried our hands at SOULJA BOY YARRRRR.

Lyrics: (if you can call them that)

SOOUUUUUUUUUP!

Jumpin' ova da hurdle...Blak and Jimmi pimped out to da maxx!
You gotta smack that mash cuz I don't know my left from right

CAAAAAAAAAR!

Soulja Boy luvvin his Coal
Watch Me butter
This swiss roll
Watch Me Butter Mouldy bread
Then feed it to the ducks
Then eat that soup
(Then the mouldy bread)
Go to the shop
(For some fresher bread)
Then to the park
(Feed the starving ducks)
The on the Swings
(Having lots of fun)

Soulja Boy with garden hose,
Watch Me eat miracle-gro
Getting bread out of the dough
then eat in in the snow
But I said "eww!"
(That does not taste good)
Go to the zoo
(to feed the ducks the dough)
Go to the shop
(to buy some ducks to feed)
Go to the ducks
(to buy some bread to eat)

Soulja Boy off in his hole
With his only friend; a rock
Sometimes it don't move
Let me thank you, have a mop.
Soulja boy, he cannot count
He also likes to eat some eggs
When I listen to Soulja boy, I need to keep my brain in place
SOOOOUP
I'm sliding down your slidy thing
And if we start to eat the bread then the ducks will get MAD!
You catch me eating all the bread and you throw me on the dirty floor
I cry and cry and cry and cry and I just want to buy some egg

^^ It probably doesn't fit like that because we lost track of where we were and made it all up, as the song literally has no logical structure.

Oh and this is deliberately crap... because Soulja Boy is. :P So we won't need telling in the comments :P

Finally, just going to say, Original song by Soulja Boy and the soundtrack is copyright of it's respective owner, whether it be Soulja Boy or some minion hired by the label to manufacture some music and thus kill the music industry a little bit more. This parody is in friendly jest and if you're some big-ass record label, please don't sue me D:

Also, it was our school's leavers day when we filmed this, and Jimmi got people to sign his arms, hence why there is writing on them.

Category:

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• Boy
• Tell
• Em
• Crank
• That
• Dat
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• Soldier
• Boi
• Superman
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• Parody
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• lol
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[slimxrlove]

where is this great beat from

[blaktornado]

@slimxrlove It's an Apple loop :) lol

[slimxrlove]

@blaktornado oh it's cool can you tell me how to make it or send me the loop?

[blaktornado]

@slimxrlove it comes with every Mac computer :)

[awazha]

The fact is while this may be Stool-Jar Boy, Soulja boy is the real one with stool in the head. hahahahaha

[blaktornado]

Haha! That just made my day!

[slimxrlove]

can i have the beat from the beginning

[blaktornado]

Haha thanks

[avocadopye]

This is my favorite Soulja Boy parody. One gripe: your lyrics made more sense than his did.

[blaktornado]

lol :P