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Published on May 9, 2012

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Pat Burrell returns to Philadelphia May 19th to retire as a Phillie. He's bringing his bat with him.

Written by: John McKeever, Tommy Pope, Luke Cunningham & Chip Chantry

Edited by: John McKeever

@JohnnyMcKeever @TommyJPope @LukeXCunningham

Thanks to Andy Nolan, Doogie Horner, Erika Hoffmaster, Pat McKeever & Eric Fries

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  • Chris1Chart

    Chris1Chart 1 year ago

    "Where? He banged my girlfriend on a display bed at bed bath and beyond, and then he broke a mirror high fiving himself."

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  • nikeezy

    nikeezy 1 year ago

    also just noticed the lyrics to the song: "in the arms of Pat Burrell"

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  • stnavigator

    stnavigator 3 months ago

    Cat Burrell OMG

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  • Khris Hodge

    Khris Hodge 6 months ago

    Philly hates you back.

    With love Philadelphia xoxo

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    Khris Hodge 6 months ago

    Womanizer Burrell

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  • Madeleine Arvidson

    Madeleine Arvidson 7 months ago

    A baby sitter ask if she could cover clown statue but father say you get the kids out I'll call the police it was actually a murderer escaped from prison send this on 2 other videos in ten mins

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  • imjustsayny

    imjustsayny 7 months ago

    OMG, that was hilarious.

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  • kinnertubbyson

    kinnertubbyson 10 months ago

    14 dudes' girlfriends were burrelled

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  • Woody Reed

    Woody Reed 10 months ago

    i have one dude. stand by my philly comment.

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    Jackie Moon 10 months ago

    its called a sense of humour.. find one.

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  • Bernard Manansala

    Bernard Manansala 11 months ago

    Happy Father's Day Pat Burrel!!!

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