Sarcasm Screen - Are You Popular? (1947)

It's sometimes easy to forget how society-conscious the kids of the late-forties and early-fifties were, so here's a blast from the past from Wally and Carolyn on what they did when Conformist OCD set in and they needed to prove themselves worthy of each other. And me to shatter their outdated illusion, though I'm sure I'm just very bitter and pining for a more innocent time. Christ, my generation sucks.

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[yawsomeproductions]

lol kill self leave suicide note.

[SmashRockgroin]

That was my personal favourite riff in this, too.

[spizzyguy]

Lulzamophone!

[SmashRockgroin]

im so happy ^  _ ^ :p

[jooshandeh]

LMAO! Sarcasm screen is the best thing since they cast James Sherwood for Cast Away 2

[SmashRockgroin]

Now that, sir, is wildly overpraising me. :p

[ZEEMADMAN]

I made some Brownies! They've got Lebanese, and Afghan Hash in them! I sold them at the Bake Sale at School yesterday. The Teachers cleaned me out in 15 minutes. $10.00 each!

Sorry Mr. and Mrs Smith, I need to go upstairs an have sex with your daughter before I know if she's worth spending any moeny for a date on her! Times are hard, and so am I! Unless you already know Mr. Smith?

[ZEEMADMAN]

Hello. Hass, haassss, hassss, hasssss. Who is this? Hasss hassss hasssa hassss. WHO IS THIS. It's your father, tell your Mother I'll be late again. Hass haaaaaasssss hasssss. Dad, your such a creep!

[ZEEMADMAN]

The Police called, they've traced the call, he's in the house!

Let's go over props. Tonights play is a Doctor Muellers Sex Shoppe! Know what this is? Hahaha. I saw a Nun in the Frankfurt Airport, pushing a baggage cart with that ad on it "Doctor Muellers Sex Shoppe", if only I'd had a camera then!

[ZEEMADMAN]

Jenny? I'd do her.  On the table in the cafeteria. Call it show and tell! Or a book report. A trial sex ed class? Pay attention everyone, there will be a test later! Especially for the girls!

[flitterella]

Pastuerized cheese?

[Garionepsilon]

This film seems to have a lot more sexual inuendo than it seems. Just goes to show, popularity in public schools is based on who's sleeping with who.

[Applemask]

"You don't, of course, this is a public school."

"Saturday 19th, feign interest in loser. Saturday 12, kill self, leave suicide note."

"This is Coronet asking you to conform to society's every trend. Thank you."

[spizzyguy]

No, I'm so happy ^ _  ^