Neighbourhood Watch

Tales of fighting for our lives, and protecting our homes in my Chav infested streets.

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[Paola OfTheTower]

Jordan, hope things get better in your estate. Are chavs still as big a problem in your area? I was wondering if you could let me know what chavs develop into in adulthood. Do they hold jobs? Do they have kids? Are they in uni? Etc. just out of curiosity.

[FunnyPranks]

Thinks are always up and down in my Area. When Chavs become adults, they always have about 4 children with different women. Most of them become hardcore drug addicts, and therefore theifs, but are so drugged up, they only harm themselves. Others become security guards and things like that so they can carry on getting one over on you. Hardly any of them go into education, if they do it always fails.

[worlddowntown1]

Buy some "bear spray." Otherwise, get a visa to America after you graduate. I love shooting my guns for target practice even though bullets are expensive. That's what happens when your president is the world's greatest gun salesman though.

[FunnyPranks]

Any type of 'Spray' is considered a Lethal firearm in the UK. You would not believe how strict the laws are here. You can not defend your self if your being beaten to death in your own home. Iv considered the Visa route, however, it is virtually impossible. If it was possible i would of done it many years to go. Even though i will have a Degree in a years time, i still can not leave this un democratic, and defenceless land.

[blinkfan87]

Can't you make a citizens arrest in England?

[FunnyPranks]

Not really no. It's a very very vague area of the law. You can arrest somebody who is/has committed rape or murder, however, the law is very vague and unreliable when it comes to assault/damage of property. For one, they need to of committed the offence, so you have to watch your stuff get smashed up, and even after that, if you grab them, in this country you will be done for assault, and holding somebody prisoner.

[FunnyPranks]

Glad your watching and enjoying the videos. I'd be laughing too if i was that far away!

[Joooliuss]

You've lost weight.

[iain2k7]

2006 was by far the worst in terms of chavs up north anyways

[westpointe3]

I know what you mean, I lived in some apartments here in america about a year ago and we had to put about 5 locks on the back gate to prevent the kids here from stealing everything. Mostly everyone who lived there was affiliated with some kind of gang, and their kids were exactly like they are there, mafia members. It was ridiculous with gang shootings and bikes stolen and kids jumping on top of our cars, so we moved.

[DJParkesie959II]

This makes me want to move to America.

[John Rafael]

why not you put on a vid on chav's top 10 weaknesses (or strengths) - that'll screw em hehe :)

[PremiumTwoguns]

wow now i dont want to move to england anymore

[KiCkAsS1231000]

One of the best youtubers, Keep up the great videos Jordan :)

[PhillipoJoe S]

The chavs in my area have taken over the local park. They sit around drinking, smoking and even kissing their own relatives whilst threatening anyone who comes near including yound children.

[wordy1234]

Your videos are still fucking hilarious. Keep them going!