House M.D quotes

Three famous quotes in line: You've never seen an after school special? Dawson's Creek? How do you get to thirty and not know about condoms?"
- House M.D episode One Day, One Room

"Arrogance has to be earned. Tell me what you've done to earn yours."
- House M.D episode The Jerk

"Just because it's inexplicted doesn't mean it's inexplicable."
- House M.D episode Half Wit

Category:

Film & Animation

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• house
• md
• quotes
• dave
• mathews
• arogance

[arrotamiltan]

"double negative, it's a yes"

He's soo right

[irule100]

"Double negative, so yes".

House M.D. it's the best show... EVER!

[DarKxKira]

Arrogance must be earned. House m.d. is the best!

[pnickel000]

Great collection of House quotes!

[TheGIRLwhoPOONEDyou]

My favorite quote from House is the one that starts out like, "Everything sucks." and I think the rest goes "Might as well find something that makes us happy." He says this to Wilson bc he was bummed. Anyone remember the exact quote, because I'm using it as my senior quote.

[iamusari]

@CastBuddies You know what would be cool? If people actually read the descriptions of the videos that they have questions about.

[CastBuddies]

Which episodes are 0:20 and 0:23??

[koudspel]

Double negative, it's a yes.. hahaha, but, if everybody lies... Wait what?

[sacr3]

"Everybody lies" I don't get why that Quote is so big with the show. A 10yo kid figures that out on their own, its like saying "Sky is blue".

[IDriveUShoot]

Double negative...it's a yes.

True lol

[cacranb]

Doctor House playing Chess

[SwerdThaViewer]

Love how you end it with House's most famous quote.

[TheNIFTY5150]

@arrotamiltan "When you talk to god your religious, when god talks to you your psychotic" ha ha you missed one of my favorites. I pray every night to god, whats his name again, house md duh

[FloridaGurls303]

its a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies. the only varible is about what?

[brucelee570]

It's not lupus

[MrRoboshadow]

sometimes the bigger they are....

the harder they kick your ass

[sirjoshuasalazar]

oh.... double negative....,

[mansonjoselito]

Hahahaha  (-)(-) = + Pure mathematics!

[MultiJonathan8]

so i am like the cheess boy !!! sure i am so !!! fuck at all XD

[Nicoi]

@Eskillazh "Teardrop" by Massive Attack

[Fab4Sunrises]

Inexplicted...ROTFLMAO

[allram97]

0:07 from the episode "the jerk". when i saw this episode i thought he looked like mitchell davis. x)

[SwingAdam]

``What? you dont wipe your boots before you come in the house?"

"Thats a catchy diagnosis....you could dance on it."

[WhatIf2009]

QUOTED-

Everything House says can be.