The Horde Crew- You N00B!

This time, our beloved Homie Pizzle sings about two things: How big a N00B you are, and how amazing HE is. By Rund and Keb of Azjol Nerub. You'll note that this time the lyrics aren't in the vid itself, but they are still here in the description.

Song we used this time was again by Die Wise Guys, called "Du Doof!".

Lyrics:

Hey what's your problem, N00B, you're gonna get us killed!
Forget your family, you should think of your guild!
You think you're awesome, HA!, don't make me laugh!
...Checked your gearscore, your tabard makes up half!

Your toon's pathetic your rotation's a mess.
That the room temperature or your DPS?
You ask in Barrens chat, where can I find Mankrik's wife?

You N00B! You N00B!

Me on the other hand, well look at the math.
Dinged level 81 the day after Wrath.
You'd best not duel me without Deadly Boss Mods...
My DPS so high I one-shotted God!

Back in the beta Druids could shift into me
but Blizzard cut it, it was just too OP.
I've got more oranges than a Tropicana citrus grove.

You N00B!
You N00B!

Blizz tried to nerf me 'cause the playerbase insisted
But when the patch came out they found that I'd resisted

I'll tank in 'zerker stance in cloth armor that's red
My healer's out of juice and half the raid's still dead
Raid leader's call it but I still keep going further
Don't even stop when Blizz is working on the server

You N00B!
You N00B!

Your mana pool so small can't even drown a Gno-ome.
Got the spirit healer on speed dial on your pho-one.

You N00B!
You N00B!

I stand right in the AOE while everyone else flees
Got so much gold I sell it to the Chinese
My gear's hard Pwn capped, it just can't be outdone
I hit the boss so hard he dies in someone else's run

You N00B!
You N00B!
You're such a N00B!
You N00B!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• horde crew
• horde
• crew
• wow
• you n00b
• n00b
• world of warcraft
• peon
• homie pizzle
• noob
• wise guys
• du doof
• parody

[DeZephi]

if my group had a tank in red cloth gear while in beserker stance, HAHAHAHAHA, /kick fail tank.

and it is common sense to let yur healer have mana and have yur group alive before you pull. if i was the healer, and the tank tried to do that, guess what, he no gets heals so he dies.

[EMattison88]

@DeZephi

Uh, Homie Pizzle doesn't even CARE. He will SOLO this bitch.

[EMattison88]

I guess this one is just way, way funnier if you've heard the original song, heh.

[BrokenWolf01]

Yet another comedy killer. Hpizzle to so OP. XD roflmto.

[EMattison88]

WooT! Comment #4! HELLZ YEAH!

...not to insult HPizzle or anything, but the next song we do is NOT being sung by him. (Mostly because the music for it would be utterly impossible to do in that voice)

[eight216]

lol whole thing is funny i like the orc standing in the aoe lol and the oranges roflmao i wish i could get ppl who know more about wow to play this

[conversekitty20]

funny....but LFG is my favorite..it's just epic.

[krutcheshobb]

1337

[Fearghas999]

Fucking awesome!!

=D

[xirtN]

great job yet again, keep it up!