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I dont think you get use a made up illness. What about synesthesia. anyone? Come on, you get to taste colors and see sounds! As an artist, i think it's pretty fantastic. As a word smith, i think you should too.
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The beginning of the puppy sized elephant.
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@goldensnitch14 as John said, it is both useless to know, and useless to do. but if you really want to know, basically it involves exposing your, uh, rear end to unsuspecting viewers.
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Whats mooning?
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2008 John's favorite song wasn't by The Mountain Goats?!
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There's a new movie called Journey2: The Mysterious Island, and John, it has puppy-sized elephants. Even in the trailer. As nerdfighters, we must find the location of this so called "island" and make it's puppy-sized elephants our own!
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For a useless piece of trivia, John sure has got a lot of mileage out of the Jean Jacques Rousseau mooning people fact.
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So Hank is the Sun, Pluto, and Guam...okay
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lol, I was all like, OF COURSE YOU WANT A PUPPY SIZED ELEPH--- oh, that's where the joke started...
jokes.
Dear Charles Darwin,
I know we've had correspondence in the past, and I haven't written in awhile, so I'm sorry about that. Since John's letter to Evolution hasn't worked yet, I thought I'd write to you. Since you and natural selection seem to be good friends (or at least on friendly terms), can you get natural selection to make us some puppy sized elephants?
eragonlover1 2 years ago 95
so THIS is where puppy-sized elephant came from.
Ravenclaw797 7 months ago 40