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Uploaded on Jun 3, 2010

"Bionic" (2010)

LYRICS:

I'm not cocky
I just love myself
Bitch!

Mirror mirror on the wall
Who's the flyest bitch of them all?
Never mind, I am
That bitch is so fucking pretty
Yeah I am
If I were her I would kiss me (hey!)
Mirror mirror on the wall
Hit up prince charming
Tell him give me a call
Never mind, screw him
Cause I found somebody better
Never mind, screw him
I'll make myself so much wetter (wetter, wetter, wetter)

Every day I see myself I love me even more (it's me I adore)
Ain't nobody got shit on me, I'm the best for sure (ma chere amore!)

V is for vanity, every time I look at me
I turn myself on, yeah
I turn myself on, yeah
V is for vanity, thank you mom and daddy cause
I turn myself on, yeah
I turn myself on (get into it)

Mirror mirror on the wall
Who's the sexiest of them all
Never mind, I am
I am (oh she's so hot and sexy)
(Ha!) Yeah I am, that's right
No-no-no wonder she's cocky

Mirror mirror on the wall
They call me stuck up, but I'm not at all
Never mind, I am (I am)
It's not my fault I'm the shit
Yeah I am
And I'm a bad ass bitch (hey!)

Every day I see myself I love me even more (it's me I adore)
Ain't nobody got shit on me, I'm the best for sure (are you ready for me?)

V is for vanity, every time I look at me
I turn myself on, yeah
I turn myself on, yeah
V is for vanity, thank you mom and daddy cause
I turn myself on, yeah
I turn myself on (get into it)

No regrets
Get into it
No apologies

Bam bam ba bam
Bam bam ba bam
And now I take myself to be my lawfully wedded bitch

All the girls say
Yeah I'm vain, so what, so what
All the boys say
Yeah I'm vain, so what, so what
All the girls say
Yeah we're vain, so what, so what
Everybody say
Yeah we're vain, so what AND WHAT (whoo!)

V is for vanity (yeah), every time I look at me
I turn myself on, yeah
I turn myself on, yeah
V is for vanity, thank you mom and daddy cause
I turn myself on, yeah
I turn myself on (get into it)

If the shoe fits, wear it bitch
If the shoe fits, wear it bitch
If the shoe fits, wear it bitch

Read my lips (muah!)
I'm a vain bitch (hey!)
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey

Can't love no one else
Love yourself
And if they don't like it
Tell 'em
Get in line
And kiss your ass bitch (muah!)

Love you baby (au revoir)
That's right
Let's go out like this

Mirror mirror on the wall
Who's the flyest of them all
It's me, bow down get on your knees
Where's my queens?
Who reigns supreme?
Let me hear you scream
Whooo!

And the legacy lives on
Going strong

Let us not forget
Who owns the throne?

[Max:] You do mommy!

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  • Deleteed Delete

    Christina: Who owns the throne

    Max: you do.mommy

    Cuuute

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  • HoneyRemington

    C. Aguilera is THE BITCH

    Other artists are just bitches

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  • floatingpez

    haha, one of my theme songs ;D

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  • Cvetelina Shopova

    amazing

    

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  • Gorillazgurl98

    I just love how Christina says Bitch in the beginning!

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  • Don Tiky

    Yes is 4 sure she is a Bitch.........

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  • Don Tiky

    That song is from 2010...

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  • Asher Roger

    ew.

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  • Jorge Pujana

    well, not all of them

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  • Jorge Pujana

    I hate this pics, they don't look like xtina

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