A HellfireComms Dramatic reading - My Immortal [Chapter 9]

The original fanfic, should you wish to read along:

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2828044/1...

NTom64 of Hellfire-Commentaries does a dramatic reading of quite possibly the worst Harry Potter fanfiction to date. Oh, what joy.

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Entertainment

Tags:

• HellfireComms
• Dramatic
• reading
• My
• Immortal
• [Chapter
• 9]

[Blacksun388]

Voldemort wants enoby to pop a cap in Vampires' ass. Why didn't JK think of THAT before. Screw magic, I GOT A GUN!!! *BANG BANG BANG* *Dead*

[Blacksun388]

when did voldie start speaking shakespearian english?

[fearthefurby]

I'd love it if I could download these as a podcast to listen to on my journies to uni :D

[LetskilltonightxX]

Why can't Christians and Satanists get along?

[eternalobliviox71]

Stop Flamings: 6

0:23 Why is everyone a fucking satanist? Creative liberties have a limit, you dumb bitch!

0:41 Simply stunning description! 'And everything', what a work of art!

0:53 Wait, didn't Voldemort next to NEVER show his face in the books, let alone in person? Why is he suddenly fine with going into a forest spitting distance from Hogwarts?

1:03 World's most evil wizard, everyone.

1:33 His best argument is a video game cliche? 'But thou must'?

1:46 And you've used it so much before.

[ClimbingGrl]

I'm crying. Literally. God, I love this!

[PolarisGrace]

@clanoftheraven ---> You've just made my day with that comment.

[pokeplat]

How does having telekinesis help you read peoples minds?

[TheInkySea]

He had no nose like Voldemort.....AND IT WAS VOLDEMORT!

[EatingVampires]

Crookshanks?

Isn't that the name of Hermione's cat? o.o

[polyxenophile]

@Blacksun388 The worst part is that she can't even write in decent modern English (even taking chatspeak into consideration) and she finds the need to spice it up with some thys, thous, a doth, and a hath.

[polyxenophile]

I love how you just try to soldier through it even after you crack up within the first two minutes (though, before this, I didn't think it was possible to read the "I hath telekenesis" line without dying, so kudos for your survival)