Christians, Deconvert For Christmas (please)

I need Christian viewers to stop praying temporarily, so that Jesus can bring me all of the abundance that I deserve. ps., He forgives me for this video

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• prayer
• Jesus
• Christ
• atheism
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[Elemental135]

I pray so that you may be touched by His Noodley Appendage.

[Hemul137]

"It is because the so many good Christians have been praying for same presents..."

This is great.

[PlanetZelka]

@goose1077 I mean you can pray any where at any time... Putting your hands together isn't needed, but we do it anyway.

[goose1077]

@PlanetZelka and that cell phone doesn't have a speaker either

[PlanetZelka]

@Axiodox It's not just for gettin' stuff, it's also for connecting with God. It's like a cell phone that never dies :)

[Axiodox]

@PlanetZelka then whats the purpose of prayer in the first place?

[PlanetZelka]

@Axiodox God gives it to them anyway.

[Axiodox]

@PlanetZelka how come people who don't pray, have never prayed, and even come out against praying, often get what they need then?

[senoke79]

*sigh* thank goodness I know this video is satire, I got really scared when he started talking about atheism being true.May the Invisible Pink Unicorn better his life :)

[mibbet]

@LegionIscariot Thar's right.

[LegionIscariot]

@PlanetZelka What are talking about? I was a Christian for 20 years, god never gave me food, bed, etc. When I prayed at night all I heard were crikets (maybe god's a cricket) my parents worked hard for it, and today I'm working for my food.

Praying is wishing, and hoping that by some luck things would happen, life doesn't work like that.

I don't need faith, I have evidence.

[PlanetZelka]

@LegionIscariot Your faith is low then. Love God and TRUST Him, and He'll give you what you NEED (food, a bed, etc.) NOT new video games, a porno, etc.

Santa is a knockoff of God; ONLY GOD gives you rewards, but NOT for merely being good; He rewards you for believing in Him. May God Help You...