My Cyber Lover (Trimmed)

My Comedy Version of James Blunt's "Good Bye My Lover" about Star Crossed Cyber Lovers :p Lyrics:

From my vantage-point view, I'm looking down,
Your web-cam's getting tilty,
I hope it tilts down-town.

'Cause you are my friend, before we've begun.
Yes I know you inside, and I love you a tonne.

So we chat all night.
Our eternal shite.
Pour our souls/arseholes out, into the night.

We may be distant, but it won't stop there.
I am here for you, and I know you care.

You've touched my heart and my console.
Emoticonned into my soul.

Love is blind but when you signed in,
my heart was blinded by you.

I've kissed your lips, well, in my head.
Shared your dreams and virtual bed.
I know you well, oh bloody hell....
...think I'm addicted to you...

My cyber lover, my cyber friend.
You with the cute bum,
That could be the bum for me.

My cyber lover,
My cyber friend,
We have so much fun
I think you're the one for me.

I am a dreamer.
But when I wake.
And find that you're not with me.
It makes my tummy ache.

And as you sign out,
to have your tea.
Just think of us and all that,
we should be.

I've seen you cry,
I've seen you smile.
I've watched you typing for a while.
And when you Skype me, I'm beguiled.
I'd install QuickTime for you.

I know your fears and you know mine.
We've had system crashes but now we're fine.
And I heart you, I swear that's true.
I cannot surf, without you.

My cyber lover, my cyber friend.
You with the great tum, flash it once again for me.
My cyber lover, my cyber friend,
You are so much fun, I think you're the one for me..e..e..ee..

And I SOoooo, hold your hand in mine,
In mine when I'm asleep.

And I will share my words, in time.
While I dream of when we'll meet.

My cyber lover,
My cyber friend.
You with the cute bum
Wiggle that sweet bum for me.

Oh cyber lover
My cyber friend
You are so much fun,
I know you're the one for me.

Oh marshmallow be my
Marsh-mallow
Ohoo, mallow...
Mah marsh mallow

Oh marsh mallow be my
Marsh mallow

Ohoo
Mallo
My marshmallow
Baaaybaahhh.....

(--Thank you You Tube Editor for letting me trim off the silly whoop I did at the start!)

Category:

Comedy

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• comedy
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• james
• blunt
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• my
• lover
• cyber
• silly
• boy
• man
• comedian
• impressionist
• stand
• up
• musician
• actor

[Hummel901546156]

Outstanding

[LittleNerd]

@Hummel901546156 Awh!! :D

[iCottonHippie]

I love this so much! Good job. :p

[LittleNerd]

@iCottonHippie ^_^ Fanku!

[UniqueConverseShoes]

Niiiiiice :) Did you write the lyrics? Well, presumably yes, stupid question... very witty :)

I'd install QuickTime for you. -- Haha yes, that is the ultimate sacrifice indeed :D

So glad to hear that voice of yours is (for once) in no state of aggravation from tonsillitis and the such :P

[LittleNerd]

@UniqueConverseShoes Haha yes :p Fanks. Ahaha. I was probably in between bouts at the time!

[LittleNerd]

@Samother Awh thanks SamOtherrrr :)

[Samother]

Dear lord

you are SUCH an awesome singer

it's nice to hear you again

[LittleNerd]

@hidefromthesun Thanks HFTS! Your comment is cool.

[hidefromthesun]

this was cool!