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HAIL SEITAN! - The Gentlemen Callers

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Published on Jan 23, 2013

***UPDATE 1/26***
"HAIL SEITAN" are the 2013 HealthCorps 'Chili Saves Lives' Cook-off Champions!!!

COME CHILDREN GATHER 'ROUND, WE'VE A TALE TO TELL
OF A SIMPLE RITE THAT CAN SAVE YOUR LIFE
HAIL SEITAN!
DEEP RED KIDNEYS, BLACK BEANS TOO
AND THE CROWNING TOUCH DOESN'T COST TOO MUCH
HAIL SEITAN!

WE'RE THE CHILI TEAM FROM 'PUNK ROPE'
THE FITNESS CRAZE SO WICKED FUN
JUMPING AROUND TO RAMONES AND KINKS
AND RELAY RACES WE DO RUN
THOUGH OUR CHILI HAS NO JUMPING BEANS
IT'S VEGAN AND GOOD FOR EVERYONE

JALAPENOS, ROAST RED PEPPERS,
ROAST POBLANOS, ROAST TOMATOES
SHALLOTS AND GARLIC, DARK RICH CHOCOLATE,
SMOKED CHIPOTLE AND THICK MOLASSES

YES, FRIENDS, IT'S CRUELTY FREE, AN ALL ORGANIC STEW
MINDFUL, FRESH DELICIOUSNESS SAVES THE PLANET TOO
THE LAST INGREDIENT WE JUST CAN'T ADD ENOUGH
THE CRUCIAL PART TO SAVING LIVES
WE FILL IT UP WITH LOVE!

Music by The Gentlemen Callers
Words: Jeff "JD" Wood (c) 2013
The Gentlemen Callers are
Cap'n Al (F+V), Kettlecorn (G+V), Trig (D+V) and Gravedigger (B+V)
http://reverbnation.com/GentlemenCallers
Engineer/Mix: Wood
Cameras: Wood & White
Video Editing: Wood
Spiritual Leader/Chief of Security: Al Ca'Pug
Big ups to our chili competition team sponsor PUNK ROPE! Check 'em out! - http://www.punkrope.com
2013 Chili Saves Lives Cook-off! * Friday January 25th * 4:30 - 6:30pm * Hair of the Dog Bar & Grill * 168 Orchard @ Stanton, NYC #ChiliSaves

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