Starbucks Rant

A rant about Starbucks

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Starbucks
• rant
• coffee
• satire
• cynical
• sarcastic
• funny

[iabhornc]

Yeah. But StarFUCKS was only #1 of the coffee chains. Overall, if I remember correctly, it was Sheetz with the #1 coffee. The whole Starbucks thing is mortifying, I know. Terrorists should go to Seattle and run commercial jets into StarFUCKS corporate office.

[Jeremy0548]

Personally I hope terrorists don't ever do anything again.

[thechrisgibson]

Venti is actually twenty in Italian, which is coincidentally how many ounces are in a venti sized drink.

[Jeremy0548]

Ironically also the cost of a venti sized drink. no jk, thanks for the info

[stealthgti]

Venti is italian for 20. 20 ounce cup. America is the only market that has Venti because of consumerism. Much like supersize at mcdonalds. Other countries only have short tall and grande. You should live in a small house, with no name brand clothes, eat no name brand food, drive no name brand cars, etc.

[wertyui667]

yup crack!!

[deniseymae123456789]

"Starbuck" actually doesn't refer to anybody's name... It is a twin-tailed siren originating from Norse mythology. You might be familiar with the green image emblazoned on every cup? That's a Starbuck.

[Wildersgirl]

Dude....the cups are made of PAPER...not plastic...just sayin'

[macdaddy1600]

i wont waste my money at starbucks mikky ds works for me

[themightythor27]

I feel that it is just the state of the world today. People are working insane amounts of hours weekly and time to be able to brew a cup of coffee just doesn't seem reasonable. Eventually, it becomes a habit and they don't see another alternative. Next thing you know, millions and millions are given to a corporation who makes your coffee for you, when you can make it yourself and can more than likely do it 10 times better!

[abehammy]

Peets is better

[MattVgamer]

you ripped off foamy big time.

[extremeeXrement1]

its cause they taste better

YOUR RIPPING OF FOAMY THE SQUIRLES RANT

[theshow1220]

Good response. Thank you.

[theshow1220]

TRUE!!!! Only we have to have crazy large cups.

[theshow1220]

Tall makes sense because there is a short size. Originally it was on the menu. People can still order that size and it is used for kids beverages. So, it is actually Short, Tall, Grande and Venti.