Clinfomercial Fail.

"No, really Dillinger--We'll make a rad video and show your sculptures to the world!"

Uh-huh. Yeah.

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• clint catalyst
• outtakes
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• matthew mishory
• dillinger
• sculpture
• how to
• how not to
• jared gold
• fashion

[Erick99299]

FAG

[clintcatalyst]

E9,

Just wanted to let you know I approved yr comment as a reminder why I'm Pro-Choice.

Such a shame: the visionaries, the artists who risk & bleed & live their work from the fingertips down to and through the marrowbones w/ the sole intent of creating thought-provoking works to inspire change.

Why is it all too oft they disappear in their quest to live a life beyond the margins, a life not well-behaved but inciting desire, a car key-etched moment in history--when off the 'front lines,'

[clintcatalyst]

there's...you. So, so many of YOU.

As original as a blockbuster romantic comedy, as

culturally relevant as "Sunset Tan" (or any other reality TV tripe produced for the mouth-breather set):

Pray tell: Do you use the 'N' word, too? I realize it's polysyllabic, but fear you make that disparaging stretch as well..

Choose a default pic w/ an actual pic of yrself; take on a little 'role play' & stand tall like the man you're not. JUST FOR A DAY: I dare you. BE SOMETHING.

Pretend you're worth it.

[Erick99299]

What has world become?

[clintcatalyst]

"What has world become"?

Dude, if English isn't at least your *second* language?

Don't go taking any "IQ challenges" on MySpazz in the near future. O.K.? I'm embarrassed enough for you as it is.

[Alcy]

Love the giant...cravat, is it? ♥

[clintcatalyst]

A cravat it is!

And as always: THANK YOU!

x o x

[Kalikste]

Oh, your outfit is amazing.

[himynameismiwa]

I actually LOVE this video.

You're extremely witty and fabulous, I hope you know that.

Oh, by the way, red is a great color on you.

Love you forever.<3

[njbubbles]

awesome again! the poor second sculpture...kinda surprised it made it safely to the ground! looks heavy...slippery too? but awesome!

[ha, i don't think that Mr. Erick dude knows that the dictionary definition of "fag" is a bundle of sticks.]

[notroxing]

omg i love your personality!

haha! why are people hating so much!

oh that right JEALOUSY!!!

xoxo katiee<3333

[songofsongs29]

Speaking of using words incorrectly, do you mean "affinity?"

[mazhe12]

Nice art and great video :)

[AnjaliMaya]

Clint, Clint, your response is epic and comment-radness verbalized, but true to your inherently good nature, I believe you are giving Eric-with-a-K and an infinity for the number 9 too much credit. What has world become? Well, world has become a word that you just misused. And the always unique response to your sexual attraction: FAG. Why do you consider that an insult, Erick? I would consider someone calling me "Erick99299" an insult, so that should show you something about what I value...