Inside Ursula Hitler's Head 15: 2 Sweet

More changes for Mr. Meany.


TRANSCRIPT:

Sweetie: Hola, bitches. Welcome back Inside Ursula Hitler's Head. I'm Sweetie, and our friend Mr. Meany should be home soon from his first day as a schoolgirl.

(Pull out to reveal a second Sweetie.)

Sweetie: (The original one) What the crap? Why are there two of me?

Meany: (For indeed, the second Sweetie is he.) Hello, Sweetie.

Sweetie: Meany? Is that you?

Meany: Yep. I have a delicious Sweetie shell with a crunchy Meany center.

Sweetie: OK. Three questions. First, why aren't you a schoolgirl, anymore? Second, why are you me? Third, and most importantly, where did you get that cute dress?

Meany: After school today, Ursula turned me back into myself. I was finally a man again.

Sweetie: Yeah? Then what happened?

Meany: Well, I decided to get a little revenge for all the crap she's put me through.

Sweetie: What did you do?

Meany: I messed up her computer's motherboard by giving it a bacteria.

Sweetie: What? You mean you gave it a virus, right?

Meany: No. A bacteria. Syphilis, in fact.

Sweetie: Meany, you are a Youtube cartoon. You can't have an STD.

Meany: Au contraire. I have a cyber STD known as digital syphilis. My zeroes and ones are all messed up. I had sex with Ursula's motherboard and gave it syphilis. I am one bad motherboard fucker.

Sweetie: Shut your mouth. Meany, you are just plain nasty.

Meany: Thank you.

Sweetie: So, Ursula punished you by changing you into me?

Meany: Yes. She decided to transform me into the person I hate most. You.

Sweetie: (Considers.) You know, given that you hate absolutely everything, I find the fact that you hate me most of all strangely touching.

Meany: I could never hate anybody more than you, baby. But there's one thing I don't understand...

Sweetie: Yeah?

Meany: Well, I look exactly like you, right? I have your face, your hair, your boobs, everything. I even have your stupid sunglasses stuck on my head, even though we're indoors. In every obvious way, I'm another you.

Sweetie: Yeah? So what don't you understand?

Meany: Well, after Ursula turned me into you, I still had a...

Sweetie: (Interrupting, to audience.) OK folks, we're out of time!

Meany: It's actually bigger than my old one.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• xtranormal
• tranny
• transgender
• twins
• sweetie
• meany
• gender
• transformation
• body
• swap
• changed
• into
• girl
• cartoon
• ursula
• hitler
• twin
• sisters

[my2ndfavtube]

So she has a penis?!? Lol

[MsUrsulaHitler]

@my2ndfavtube: I talk about this some on my website, Ursula Hitler dot com. I'd originally planned to have a running gag about whether Sweetie had a penis or not, I thought it'd be funny to keep people guessing. But I only did it in this one cartoon, and it didn't seem like anybody got the joke. Glad to hear you did!

[SsLordMagus]

What the hell is this!? lol :)

[9tailedfox96]

LOL! its actually bigger than my old one.....

[just2w4tch]

what?

[camelac9]

hahaha lol

[TronStudioFilms]

OMG! lol

[unhumain]

okay?