Everyone seems to think this is fake. Like I have to fake how horribly broken this game was on launch. There is such a thing as a game speed variable in modern game engines, people. And in this case it was obviously getting fucked.
It's not a good sign that this is what happened when I first launched the 'campaign'. This isn't sped up... well, it is - but I didn't do it :/
It's taking too short, brothers! Check your game speed!
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