Dance With Bead by Krispie B

Rap that I wrote to try and convince my Girlfriend's band to give me a zoody (hoody with a zip)

Lyrics by Chris Brown
Video recorded and edited by Matt Callanan

Lyrics:
Whats up Beadle
I been taking the brunt of the teasing
Can't see no sign of it easing
How come all tennor ladies have one
Let me prove I deserve one
Captain Eadie brushing, she has one
PU bashing things, they have one
Dial-a-audience, ain't got one
Even Paige in New Zealand got one
Sophie with never fading tan
Hannah dancing on her caravan
Brandon with his hoard of loving fans
Natalie, Zoe, Georgia and Dan
They have a Zoodie, I want a Zoodie
But then again, why Should-he
I'll never know if I just don't ask
Thats why Ive been set this rapping task

There aint no hope
Look how I try, it's in my eyes
I can't take it
You could satisfy my zoody craving
Ill dance wiv Bead
Ill dance wiv Bead
Ill dance wiv Bead
Ill dance wiv Bead

I see you glance at me
That's why I'm asking Bead
So let's party Bead
Come and dance wiv me

Can you give me a hoodie
Then I can look like you looking like me
If your out on a gig
Then I can slip mine on, when I get cold
Can't get em in the shop
Ill do anything for that top
Ill dance wiv Bead

I see you glance at me
That's why I'm asking Bead
So let's party Bead
Come and dance wiv me

Claire the bum flasher, she has one
The Jedward twins, both have one
Casanova Bullock, he has one
Steam roller Liz, She has one,
Why didn't I learn steel drums
Nah going home till the morning comes
Nah going home till we see the sun
Nah going home till this rap is done
Ill shave my legs, ill wear a bra
Ill even spend a week at a spa
As a rule, I always act the fool
I wish i'd gone to Porchie School
Lindsey with her expertise
Obviously got hers with ease
Sorry im a sleaze, Its like a disease
All thats left is to just say please

There aint no hope
Look how I try, it's in my eyes
I can't take it
You could satisfy my zoody craving
Come and dance wiv Bead
Ill dance wiv Bead
Ill dance wiv Bead
Ill dance wiv Bead
Ill dance wiv Bead

I see you glance at me
That's why I'm asking Bead
So let's party Bead
Come and dance wiv me

Im all exposed and left to bear
So come on guys lets be fair
I had thrush but I knew the recipe
I went and swallowed a bloody pessary
That's it, there isn't anymore
I'm now finished with this chore
I've had time to think, don't want one now
Ill never rap again and that's my vow

Na Na Naaaa
Jason Derulo/Chris Brown
Would you risk it for a rich tea biscuit

Can you give me a hoodie
Then I can look like you looking like me
If your out on a gig
Then I can slip mine on, when I get cold
Can't get em in the shop
Ill do anything for that top
Ill dance wiv Bead

I see you glance at me
That's why I'm asking Bead
So let's party Bead
Come and dance wiv me

Can you give me a hoodie
Then I can look like you looking like me
If your out on a gig
Then I can slip mine on, when I get cold
Can't get em in the shop
Ill do anything for that top
Ill dance wiv Bead

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Rap
• spoof
• parody
• steel
• pans
• tena
• lady
• pessary
• krispie

[lastcall150]

hope you break your neck 2 the point u cant sing ever again have a nice day

[kevsam1090]

You Ledge! 

[socadeejay]

hahahahaha that really is the funniest thing i have seen in ages!.....i like the clips where we are all dancing around you with the percussion!... hilarious brown! im still laughing about it 5 mins after watching it!!... :o)

[Vonbekjoff]

Very funny Mr Brown. Well done.

[fathert98]

Chris, this is seriously funny. Glad you finally delivered. Did you get the zoody?