Won't See Me Derping (Gankutsuou Parody)

I wanted to see if I could somehow make this song more dumb-sounding than it already is. I think I succeeded.

This is more to amuse me than you, so if it doesn't amuse you, I can't say I'm too sorry. Although I do have a lot of things to apologize for (like the quality of this background track and my pseudo-drunk man-singing). I just... I can't be the only one who thinks the Count's relationship with Albert is a bit... well... THEY WERE ALONE IN SPACE SMOKING PIPES THAT'S PHALLIC OKAY.

Lyrics below:


I'm not a man... I'm kinda green
I'm not the hulk, I'm just fuckin' green.
I have got a face above my face.
Why? I don't know, but it is here.

Can't see where I'm goin'...
Can't see where I'm goin', that's a wall!

I'm really rich and have some servants.
They wear no shirts and look damn fine.
But I--I swear that I am not gay.
I'm only gay for fifteen year olds.

I'm out and prowling...
I'm out and prowling... There's Albert!

He won't see me coming...
He won't see me coming... CHRIS HANSEN?! D'aww

E-D-M-O-N-D Call out my name.

D-A-N-T-E-S My last name.

W-H-Y-A-M-I Spelling these words?

Words-Words-Words-Words-Letters ALPHABET!!

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• gankutsuou
• monte
• cristo
• retarded
• karaoke
• SPACE!!!
• northern
• space
• parody
• filk
• won't
• see
• me
• coming
• what
• is
• this
• don't
• even
• chris
• hansen

[LabiaLicker1]

I hope JJ kicks ya ass ya dumb ass fuck- Oh! No, no, no, ya sound like a nerdy dick!

[blackrose1m]

@LabiaLicker1 LMFAO. You just wished for a French guy to win a fight. You're never gonna get your wish.

[cisoci]

XD

even though i didn't watch it (yet) i like it ^^

it gets kinda senseless in the end but who cares... ^w^

[blackrose1m]

@cisoci Haha, the original lyrics are pretty senseless. It's probably the most unintentionally hilarious song I have ever heard.

[OculusDraconis]

ROFL yeah this show was pretty gay at times. An enjoyable show but it had it's gay moments.

[SeverusSnapeIsMine]

You have no idea how happy this makes me! I love your singing, and this is hilarious!

[BusoniVMW2]

i..i think i love you...

but seriously, this is funny shit right here xD

[LabiaLicker1]

@blackrose1m Google JJ Burnel ??? He`s gonna kick ya ass good! Haha

[DoctorThenyn]

I really like this one. :D Your voice is kinda sexy!

[kiiro14]

this is badass. and damn funny. I want to watch the series now!

[silentzombie161]

u did the voice? if so then ur more incredible then ever.