Fail Tank - WoW Parody

WoW Parody of Lady Gaga's Poker Face, called Fail Tank. This is my first parody ever, and a fellow guildmate helped me write the lyrics. I had SO much fun doing this, and so did the guild!

Enjoy!

Lyrics:

I wanna heal them like they do in cata please. Taunt it hold it tank it hold that aggro off of me Is that what you call tanking, looks like we're all dead. You're a plate wearing tank is that cloth up on your head?

oh oh oh oh oh ooooooooh
Hit 'em with hots, all that you've got
oh oh oh oh oh ooooooooh
Hit 'em with hots, all that you've got

Can't heal my, can't heal my, no I can heal my fail tank.
I'm running out of mana
Can't heal my, can't heal my, no I can't heal my fail tank.
I'm running out of mana.

F-f-f-fail tank f-f-fail tank.
F-f-f-fail tank f-f-fail tank.

I wanna group with him a hard pair we will be, tank it heal it dps it baby stay with me. Don't get hit by the boss and baby watch for adds, because if you're a fail tank, the lead they will pass.

oh oh oh oh oh ooooooooh
The tank is dead, throw out a b-rez
oh oh oh oh oh ooooooooh
Just run around, my shit's on cooldown

Can't heal my, can't heal my, no I can heal my fail tank.
I'm running out of mana
Can't heal my, can't heal my, no I can't heal my fail tank.
I'm running out of mana.

F-f-f-fail tank f-f-fail tank.
F-f-f-fail tank f-f-fail tank.

I won't heal you I won't res you I'll just sit here cause I'm drinking and I'm thinking about clicking on that button to get you a kickin'. I'm full mana'd, doesn't matter, cause this vote passed and I'm flattered. By the way I'm the healer and baby I could tank better.

Can't heal my, can't heal my, no I can heal my fail tank.
I'm running out of mana
Can't heal my, can't heal my, no I can't heal my fail tank.
I'm running out of mana.

F-f-f-fail tank f-f-fail tank.
F-f-f-fail tank f-f-fail tank.

Category:

Music

Tags:

• WoW
• World of Warcraft
• WoW Parody

[xherowithnofearx]

i had a great fail tank moment when i clicked heroic will too early on ultraxion and died to fading light...

[LotisCapwell]

@xherowithnofearx God, I fucking HATE that fight. T_T They always make me stay out now. What is this! I don't even...

[ipurepker1]

@xherowithnofearx I can solo that fight with mah pally xD

[3picFr0stMag3]

Bad news Lotis! Moonguard is full >.< !!!! Come to Bonechewer lol. Horde though. I think it would be awesome to play with someone from youtube. Such an epic experience.

~~**Warlord Zon'Ozz is not a challenge, but complete bullshit. If I had that ball he has, I'd shove it back in his face and see how HE likes it!!!**~~

[prolaxin23]

wait metal militia

is that a guild on bloodcraft?

[JBjokke]

Alliance with fail tanks ?.... How does that not surprice me ? It's like seeing me with no gramma!

[redsox999233]

also got hacked which helped me quit lol

[redsox999233]

got sick of fail tanks so i lvled my pally then i stoped playing cause lfr made game way too easy =/

[dorrud]

Love this! Thanks to u and ur Guild for the song and the share!

[yamibalus]

LMAO