the prednisone song live The Singing Patient

The Singing Patient performing a song about the dreaded (but sometimes necessary) steroid (the one that does *not* build muscles). the lyrics: Prednisone will make you get real fat
Prednisone will give you cataracts
Prednisone it will destroy your bones
So get some prednisone destroy your bones today

Prednisone your moods are up and down
Prednisone your face is big and round
Prednisone will mess with your hormones
So take some Prednisone spend your life alone today

Give it to your cat Give it to your dog
Give it to your guinea pig
See em acting weird See em eat a lot
See em getting really big

Take it for your gout or if you've got a bout
Of poison oak or poison ivy
Take it in a drop Take it in a pill
Take it intravenously

Prednisone you start with one complaint
Prednisone now you've got 7 or 8
Prednisone you could be dead you know
So take your Prednisone or pick your tombstone today

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[olincka]

i love it :D.. I'm on prednisone now and it's so nice to be able to laugh at it :D.. because most of the times it's not so easy :)..

P.S. please, could you upload the lyrics?? it would really appreciate it, because I'm not a native speaker :).. thank you!!

[carlaulbrich]

@olincka I posted them in the info section- thanks for asking. Hope you're feeling better soon. Prednisone will make you get real fat

Prednisone will give you cataracts

Prednisone it will destroy your bones

So get some prednisone destroy your bones today

Prednisone your moods are up and down

Prednisone your face is big and round

Prednisone will mess with your hormones

So take some Prednisone spend your life alone today

[carlaulbrich]

the rest: Give it to your cat Give it to your dog Give it to your guinea pig See em acting weird See em eat a lot See em getting really big Take it for your gout or if you’ve got a bout Of poison oak or poison ivy Take it in a drop Take it in a pill Take it intravenously Prednisone you start with one complaint Prednisone now you’ve got 7 or 8 Prednisone you could be dead you know So take your Prednisone or pick your tombstone today

[olincka]

@carlaulbrich thank you so much!! :D :D i really love it xD!!

[43ellewoods]

Loved this! I am on predinisone for eosinophilic pneumonia. Bottom line...prednisone or tombstone.

Thanks for the morale boost!

Linda in Spokane

[4merF]

I'm probably going back on the dreaded prednisone this week....we've got a love/hate relationship....I needed this laugh! Thanks...well done! (& great voice, by the way)...

[massvocals1]

sending love to U G hope all that does not happen to me oh no

[MsOctopato]

Can you do one for methotrexate? Thank you for the laugh!

[erinye]

So exactly right and made me laugh. Great one.

[viperbaize]

I wish I could like this video a million times forget that 2 million LOVE IT!!!!!!