news broadcast of my near death car crash on 66

This is a compilation of news reports that I tivo'd off of every station after an 18 wheeler carrying liquid latex lost control and rear ended my mom's van as I was coming from Sunflower vegetarian restaurant in Vienna Virgnia with 2 friends. As you will see the van burst into flames and we narrowly escaped. I put on a Danzig shirt to do my tv interview. I felt as if I owe that guy one, ya know?
This was as dramatic as it seems on this broadcast. The real tragedy of this whole ordeal was not the fire but emerging from this situation not having found god or a religious experience of some sort.

Category:

Autos & Vehicles

Tags:

• Car
• crash
• 66
• sunflower
• vegetarain
• restaurant
• near
• death
• experience
• joseph
• pattisall
• tivo
• danzig
• samhain
• misfits

[darksomehandsome]

you are one lucky guy and you didn't survive because of some non existent god, it was because of your fast reaction time.

[JosephPattisall]

thanks for telling it how it is!

[HeatBlasta18]

God was with you man there is no other way you survived.

God bless you.

[JosephPattisall]

6 people on 66

[OhGaspersItsBen]

I live in Fredericksburg, Virginia and have family in Vienna, I'm glad you lived! :-]

[JosephPattisall]

thank you.

[WeAllGonnaDieAlive]

god was with u :)

[highmiler342]

man u really believe in extending your 15 mins of fame dont ya.i suppose the end result of this was another high dollar american lawsuit.u people make me sick.glad u made it through.dont let the court doors hit your ass on the way to the bank dipshit

[SuperMechs]

it is about reaction time. i once saved a child from drowning.

[TheEverythingKing85]

sick

[MelbaToast918]

God was with you guys whether you believe it or not. That is the wonderful thing about him. He loves those who don't love him. God bless you.

[StigmaNYC]

daaaaaammmnnn you've had that Danzig shirt for a while, huh !?

:)

[joejumps4fun]

Glad you were okay, Joseph! BTW- I met Angel in Studio A, at George Mason. Maybe I can intern with Wraith next year or sometime. I still want to meet you and sit in during a music video shoot. Misery Signals are my fav. band in your lineup, btw. I have only one question for you: how do you make the "shaky" camera effect in metal music videos? (not the rapid zoom effect) The kind of thing you see in Impending Doom videos...

[uhxohhxjessmika]

agreed !

[nobrakesukspeedway]

was it on i66?

[epiphoneplayer10]

fuck fella damn you made it i propaly whould have made it out but i probaly whould have died of a fucking heart attack, Thank God you made it out Mate