Turkey Day RAP

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Original song, lyrics, and video by Seth.
Made with skills and too much spare time. Thanks for watching!

Although this song was NOT at all meant to persuade you to become a vegetarian, I hope it gives you the turkey's side! =]

LYRICS:
Yo its thanksgiving
you dont know me
but I'm the turkey protecter
and I save turkey
lemme tell you somethin
bout this holiday
its a serial killer
in every single way

dont shoot that turkey
shoot tofu instead
don't eat that turkey
eat a carrot instead

So what if the turkeys
knew about his
My guess is that
thed be pretty pissed
I mean half the population
was just shot down
to be cooked for a feast
in the nearest town.
The leader of the turkeys
Is trying to stop the
slaughter of his people
Putting humans on top.
This holiday
is really not right
for a time of peace
death causes a fright

dont shoot that turkey
shoot tofu instead
don't eat that turkey
eat a carrot instead

turkeys, turkeys,
everywhere
being stuffed with this stuff
from who knows where
we eat them, eat them
we dont know
that the turkeys are harmed
and its not a no-no

Why do we, as humans
Benefit
While they, as turkeys
Take a hit
Is this fair?
Is this right?
No, No,
Lets stop it tonight!

dont shoot the turkey
shoot tofu instead
don't eat that turkey
eat a carrot instead
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[essbeedog]

Thank you so much everyone!! I'm really really glad you like it!!!!

[lexdance1111]

HA you filed part of in near Forestview! HAHAH!

[GameCinematics117]

Yay the sounds works now!

[2635821]

wow. you know I've never realy thought about how many turkeys die every year in the fall. I might not become a vegetarian, but thank you so much for bring me to the reality that turkeys suffer in the fall more than ever! really good song and video, and KILLER dance moves! :)

[gigisandiego96]

Great video, song, funny, etc...

but TOFU SUCKS!......bleh!

[jango268]

I hate tofu fuckin hippi's there gunna die by an animal or by age so who cares we kill each other.

[maninwhitedress]

Taking the turkey to the next level is a ground breaking effect, but confusing and dizzying.

[LonesomeRhodes1]

this is so great!

[CaptainKillj0y]

Officer006 does in fact know what hes talking about! Tofu is gross...

[CaptainKillj0y]

Yes Seth, very good job, especially with the special effects!

[GuitarBoyPro]

cool good job

[Ijkabob]

"i've never tried tofu, but i'm guessing its pretty crappy" *facepalm*

I've tried tofurkey, tasted fine, and soy chicken pattys you would't be able to tell the difference...