Genesis (take #1)

Here's what I suspect happened. Yahweh secretly had a practice run. It didn't work out, it bored him to tears, and He decided to try again.

Well, you tell ME - why did it have to be a delicious, attractive fruit? Could the knowledge of good and evil NOT be magically stored in something else? Wouldn't it have been wise to NOT place the thing that's going to fuck up the entire universe IN THE MIDDLE OF A GARDEN, DISGUISED AS A FUCKING FRUIT?
What was Yahweh asking for? Seriously?!

Lo - and adults alive today believe Genesis literally.

I produced the music in this one, too. I've just figured out how to use Garageband.
And it's the first time I've attempted dialogue in a woman's voice.

See you at the charity event on September 18.
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[theshockdog1]

aww yes. indoctrination. get em when there young, pound it into there heads, and the'll believe anything!

[Strangerinasland]

@strengthinweakness1 I do not recall any discussion with you. Struck a nerve is such childish crap. Grow up. Your opinion about my emotion & reasoning is only your opinion which does not mean a thing beyond your nose.

[ChipArgyle]

@MoonOnTheLoch Yeah, you don't want to confuse them with complex logic like that. They have a historic tendency to go a little berserk on people who don't mindlessly agree with them.

[neoman121]

@theshockdog1 That's a very sad fact. -_-

[MoonOnTheLoch]

@ChipArgyle I've said the same thing many times to xians over the years. I just get a blink.

[karlbuttler]

Yes: Lets "not educate" ourselves for when that day comes , we will out wit god and our law makers Right??

[ChipArgyle]

Adds fuel to my position that the whole 'don't eat the fruit' thing was a setup from the start. It was a trap that couldn't be avoided because Eve didn't know the difference between good and evil or what committing a sin was because she hadn't eaten the fruit yet!

[kleykenb]

21 december 2012 is coming soon. I think we can all agree that a beautiful virgin should be sacrificed every 5 minutes from now till then or we're doomed.

And since I brought it up you might as well send them to me to do what must be done.

Thanks,

A Lonely Worldsaver

[Narftaxaku200]

@chickenshing LOL thanks

[MarsStarcruiser]

@j919or Just astronomically, energy that existed longer then the life span of our entire planet our eyes in the night sky and traveling at a very constant rate that can be measured more precisely then even our radiometric dating. If there was darkness turned to light spontaneously at the same moment on the bibles timeline, we would not see the stars yet for thousands of years...

[chickenshing]

@Narftaxaku200

Most of the time the kids babbled.

But at 2:36 a girl articulated "(a name) you kiss me..."

I guess the soundtrack was recorded in a kindergarten. So sweet, haha.

[Narftaxaku200]

@chickenshing So what did they tell?