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Yo mama so tall, she did a cartwheel and kicked Jesus in the shin
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Vacuums don't blow
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your mom is like a vacum cleaner 1 she sucks 2 she blows and 3 she gets laid in the closet oh yeah!!!!
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yo mama so ugly, not even 100 drinks can get people to sleep with her!
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yo mama is so ugly bill gates couldnt afford plastic surgery for you
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ahh memories
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Yo Mama So Ugly Gollum said "Not My Precious!"
Yo Mama So Fat AND Ugly Jabba The Hut said "Dada!"
Yo mama's so hairy that she's got sideburns on her tits!
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Yo mama so fat that when she jumps into the sea, all the whales swim up to her and sing 'We are family...!'
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yo mamas like a christmas tree she is always covered in balls
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yo mama so rouchy that the mcdonalds she works in doesnt even serve happy meals!
yo mamas so stupid she tries to steal free samples
32kingkhan 1 month ago 31
Your mamma is so fat she's on both sides of the family.
Your momma's so poor she can't even pay attention!
Your mamma is like a doorknob.... everyone gets a turn.
Your mom is like a race car driver, she burns 50 rubbers a day.
Yo momma's hair is so greasy, when she gets in the car the oil light comes on.
Yo momma is so fat she uses a mattress as a tampon.
Yo momma is like a shotgun, one cock and she'll blow.
Yo moms armpits stink so bad, she put on Right Guard and it went left
weregirl101 1 month ago in playlist STUPID JOKES 14